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♥I am a Twilighter and PROUD!♥
I want a guy that sparkles in the sun,
I want a guy thats been single since 1901,
I want a guy that doesn't sleep at night,
I want a guy that can hold me tight,
I want a guy with golden eyes,
I want a guy who speaks no lies,
I want a guy who'll only be mine,
I want a guy that's as hard as a rock,
I want a guy that lives every hour of the clock,
I want a guy that dazzles and shocks.....
I want Edward Cullen

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A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

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