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Office Attractions; Twnety Two xxxSaladChrispxxx 981 views Dont complain about how long these take, just say thank you Lord that they are still coming. ---- "I didn't know what to do or say. I thought you probably hated me. What w...
Love's Complicated S3 E4 xxxSaladChrispxxx 180 views J: (doesn't notice) I even got an autograph and you wouldn't believe how much I paid for it, but its cool since its your birthday. Do you like it? (notices her face.) Whats...
Love's Complicated S3 E3 xxxSaladChrispxxx 136 views Sorry for the late upload. I've been busy all week. S: (goes inside) Everyone: Happy Birthday! (starts singing the birthday song) S: (smiles widely) You guys remembered ...
Office Attractions; Twenty One xxxSaladChrispxxx 279 views -One month later, Nate still hadn't seen or spoken to Alex on a personal level. As usual, every morning he would come in to find breakfast and a clean office. As early as h...
Office Attractions; Twenty xxxSaladChrispxxx 99 views "What!?" Three very shocked voices came from the other end of the phone line. Alex was pacing the room, not believing the night she had had. As soon as she was in her room...
Love's Complicated S3 E2 xxxSaladChrispxxx 132 views *With Selena* S: (sleeping) *A knock on the door* S: (groans and goes to the door/ opens it) (groggy) Yes? Man: Selena Gomez? S: Yes, can I help you? Man: (smiles) So...
Love's Complicated S3 E1 xxxSaladChrispxxx 186 views Manager: Morning Selena S: Hey Ms. Brooke. You're in early Manager: I should say the same for you. Dont you have classes today? S: No, the professor is in the hospital I...
Pro sign xxxSaladChrispxxx 201 views Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. . . another one. lol. This one was supposed to be uploaded a long time ago, but whatever. I'd like thank RockMafia100 because she made this for me. Plea...
300 Subscribers! I love you Guys! xxxSaladChrispxxx 25 views I know that I have a little more over 300 now. But thank you guys so much for everything, including your support. Love Yall! xoxo Jen
Office Attractions; Nineteen xxxSaladChrispxxx 167 views "Um, M-Mr. Black! I ... uh ... listen, I can explain." Alex started to say. "Shut-up." Marcus told her. Alex's mouth clamped close. Nate glared. His father turned to him. ...

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xxxSaladChrispxxx

Latest Activity

Jan 2, 2012

Date Joined

Mar 30, 2010

About this user

I'm not a Vlogger, not a film-like-person, i'm not anyone to get in front of a camera and do ANYTHING. I'm a writer at heart, and an editor at mind, and although i'm not any good at either, you're going to see my name on the cover of a book some day. This channel is my practice to writing. Dont be afraid to criticize or leave me a comment. :) Everyone has different opinions on different matters. We may not see eye to eye on everything, but dont judge who I am by what I do.
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They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Rehab Is for Quitters

Your friendship means so much to me that...

When you cry...
I cry.
When you laugh...
I laugh.
When you jump out a window...
I laugh some more.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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Hey youtubers, my name Is Jenifer. Not much to say about me.
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Pick the month you were born in:

January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I Karate Chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I smelled
July - I did the macarena with
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day you were born on:

01 - a birdbath
02 - a monster
03 - a phone
04 - a fork
05 - a snowman
06 - a gangster
07 - a llama
08 - my best friend's boyfriend
09 - my dog
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - my ipod
29 - a surfer
30 - my mobile phone
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the colour of the sirt you're wearing:

White - because i'm cool like that
Black - because thats how I roll
Pink - because i'm NOT crazy
Red - because the voices told me to
Blue - because i'm SEXY and I do what I want
Green - Because I think I need some help
Purple - because I'm awesome
Gray - because Big Bird is my leader and he told me to
Yellow - because someone offered me a billion dollars
Orange - because my family thinks i'm stupid anyway
Brown - because I can
Other - because i'm a NINJA!
None - because I cant control myself

Now comment the message you made.

Thats funny Shiit!

Dude's result: I yelled at my science teacher because i'm sexy and I do what I want!
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Read this.

Water Look Water
Water how Water
Water many Water
Water times Water
Water I Water
Water made Water
Water this Water
Water fool Water
Water say Water
Water water Water

Now read all the words in the middle. What did you read? Write it in your comments and i'll message you and tell you if you're right. lol. Hope you liked it.

My favorite poems go like this ...

One bright day, In the middle of the night,
Two live-dead men, stood up to fight,
Back to back, they faced each other,
Pulled out their swords, to shoot the other,
A paralyzed donkey was passing by,
And kicked one of them in their right-left eye,
He fell over a high-low wall,
And drowned in a dry waterfall.

Version #2: One bright day, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe the story is true,
ask the blind man who saw it, too.

Jack and Jill . . .

Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water,
Jell fell down and asked Jill, 'Jill do you wanna?'
Jill said yes and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill, forgot the pill, and then they had a son!

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ...its a Teabag. LMAO!!!!
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*Main Series* (My 'In Love' Series)

In Love with a RoCkStaR! Season 4- Canceled

In Love with a Stranger - Canceled

~Other Series~

Love's Complicated - Season 3

A Pop star Life Nelena/Jemi/Kashley - Canceled

Disney Sex Story - Canceled

The Baby Sitters Club - Canceled

The Dirty, The Rich, and The Beautiful - Canceled

Welcome to my life - Canceled

Office Attractions - In progress
______________________________ Love, xoxoxo Jen!