Ireland.......Where the word "Cunt" is socially acceptable!

Ireland.......The only place that if you die of alcohol poisoning your a 'lightweight'

Ireland.......Where your childhood is not complete without running across some bales.

Ireland.......Where 'hold on a second, I'll be back in a minute' makes perfect sense.

Ireland.......The only place where gingers can roam free.

Ireland.......Where your first communion will make you more money than your first months salary.

Ireland.......Where your dinner is not a proper meal without a spud.

Ireland........Where you get great satisfaction from seeing your clothes dry outside in one day.

Ireland........The only place where two guys can put plastic bags on their heads, sing about horses, and get number one song in the country.

Ireland........The only place where "shes suckin deisel" makes sense.

Ireland........The only place where "GOWAN YE WHOURE!! is actually encouragement!

Ireland........The only place where a cuppa tea solves everyones problems.

Ireland........The only place where "are ya goin for a pint?"....means ya might not be seen for a few days.

Ireland........The only place where 'Fuck Off' Means 'Are You Serious'?

Ireland........The place where when u meet someone it has two different meanings.

Ireland........The place where farmers have their own tan.

Ireland........The only place were we say good bye to the bus driver and we say bye on the phone aleast 4 times.

Ireland........The only place where you pass someone you dont know on the street and say "how ya doin" and smile and not be considered a complete creep.

Ireland........Where all americans think they come from!

Ireland........The only place that even if its not a celebration, they will still drink to it.

Ireland........The only place where serious banter is had.

Ireland........You No Your There When You See People With There Tracksuit Inside There Socks.

Ireland........Where "what's the craic?" actually has nothing to do with drugs.

Ireland........The only country where 'Stall It' means 'Are you Coming?'

Ireland........The only place where "sorry can't, the cow is calving" is a good enough excuse to get you out of any situation.

Ireland........Where french kissing turned into the shift!

Ireland........The only place where you can wave at someone you don't know and they won't think you're a complete freak

Ireland........Where 'do you wanna ride' means you'll need a condom, not a seatbelt for protection.

Ireland........The only place where "it was gas" means it was absolutely hilarious.

Ireland........if you dont like tea you dont have a soul.

Ireland........The only place where everybody speaks fluent sarcasm.

Ireland........where the usual response to a problem is "ara sure,it'll be grand"

Ireland........The only country were " How are ya? " isnt actually a question.

Ireland........The only place where council workers do less than people on the dole.

Ireland........The only place where "I will yeah" means no.

Ireland........The only place where 'ya bollix' is a friendly name to call your mate, not an insult

Ireland........A place where you can say "well any craic with ya?" to the guards and not get arrested on suspision of drug use....

Ireland........The only place where "spicer" means faggot with long hair and a adidas jumper.

Ireland........The only place it is acceptable to go to the shops in your pajamas..!!

Ireland........The only place where asking for a fight is more common than asking for the time.

Ireland........Where the people who drive convertibles are twats.

Ireland........The only country where in every county you get differant acsents.

Ireland........Lets face it everything happens here.

Ireland........Lets face it,its the greatest nation on earth!!!

Ireland........Enough said.