About this user
Im not a bitch. I just have a
low bullshit tolerance.
Ill tell it how it is and speak
only the truth. The truth hurts
the weak, so why am I a bitch?
cuz the weak cant handle me
B.F.F.L. ;;
bitches.fakers.fucked up.liars
To be yourself ;;
in a world that is constantly trying
to make you something else, is the
greatest accomplishment ever.
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get
how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking
way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock and leave it immoble?
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw
scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why
aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they take notes in
class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat
anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two
seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always
choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit
im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you
ASSHOLE.
what would happen if... Joe Jonas starred in Twilight?
bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
bella swan: i know what you are.
joe jonas: say it out loud.
bella swan: Jonas.
joe jonas: are you afraid?
bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?
im stupid because sometimes im wrong.
im a liar because i dont tell you everything.
im a slut because i like boys.
im weird because im not like you.
im a nerd because i actually enjoy reading sometimes.
im fake because most of the time im happy.
im a prep because i like to look nice.
IM DONE
being labeled.
I HATE it when
people say
"oh my gosh!"
like, what the hell is a gosh?!
its like, just say "oh my god"
like, i have a god.
but do you really have a gosh?
like, "OH MY GOSH!"
seriously....wtf
