הקבוצה של המדינה!!
חוליגנים בצהוב שחור
הקבוצה של המדינה!! חוליגנים בצהוב שחור
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Added: 9 months ago
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Parody of R.Kelly's "World's Greatest" by Madtv.
Lyrics:
Little girls like me
Handsom
Parody of R.Kelly's "World's Greatest" by Madtv.
Lyrics: Little girls like me Handsome young singer Oh, that's why I got you Wrapped 'round my finger I got a camera Soon I'll be shootin' us Oh, I like 'em young like Jerry Lee Lewis Girl, I'm so glad you came backstage If anybody asks Lie about your aaagggee!
Pay no attention to my friends Smile, look into the lens I'll record it Just don't report it Don't worry, I've done this before I've got tapes stacked on the floor I'm the greatest Statutory rapist
Ohhh, woah, ohh-ho Hasn't been long since You played with your dolls But grass on the field means You can play ball Battery's runnin' All out of power Oh, looks like I won't take My golden shower Don't tell the authorities my name Now I gotta go Sing at the Olympic games
You're my Princess, I'm your Prince I'll take one box of thin mints I'll pay ya later Ya' little jailbaiter I guess it doesn't make much sense I've created evidence To show I'm the greatest Statutory rapist
I believe I can get away with it Ohhh, woah-ho, woah Hooooo, woah-oh-oh Yeah-ha-ha Woah-ho Yeah-ah-ah-ah woah, ho Hoooo
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Added: 4 months ago
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Madtv's parody of the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" music video, which is really funny!
Madtv's parody of the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" music video, which is really funny!
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Added: 2 years ago
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Lyrics:
It's early in the morning,
I'm just waking up.
I got a rumble in my belly,
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It's early in the morning, I'm just waking up. I got a rumble in my belly, I am R. Kelly. A voice calls out hey baby, My woman comes in the scene. I think oooh damn girl i wish you were thirteen.
She says here's your eggs'n bacon for your morning wakin'. She says I love you baby last night I wasn't fakin'. I said hey listen it up, I gots to keep it real. This food is surely good, but bitch I want my cereal.
So I put on my clothes, I can't believe dees hoes, Into the kitchens I goes, Bitch I need my cheerios.
Now I'm so damn mad, I can hardly sing... I says what? She says what? I says what? She says I didnt say anything. I said you just wait here, I'll get it my own damn self. The box is right where I left it, It's on the middle shelf.
She asked what about your cinnamon bun, Thats when I pulled out my gun. Somethings going on in here, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this one.
So I go to the cupboard, She says don't go to the cupboard, I say why what's in the cupboard, Who said anything about the cupboard? Your standing right infront of the cupboard, Oh is this the cupboard? Girl you know thats the cupboard! And thats when I opened the cupboard, And my box was empty... empty... empty... empty.... empty... empty....
Chapter 34
Well here I am at the grocery store, Got my cheerios and some milk to pour. I usually get two percent but now I'm gonna try soy, I need my proteins i am a growing boy. Old woman in front of me, got all these coupons, I said bitch do you really need five cents off that grey coupon?
The cashier says hey aren't you? I said yes keep it down. He says MC Hammer! I said I'll bust you in your f@#$%n mouth! He says please chill out man, Theres no price in my hand. I gotta do a price check and I'll know Mr Hammer you'll understand. I said they're two for one, whats wrong with this place?! Should we handle this the christian way? I'll shoot you in your f@#$%n face! And then he looked at me, And screamed security! I said oh brother please, Cereal is all I need!
See i went to my cupboard, He said don't start with the cupboard! I said you should've seen my cupboard! He said i don't have time for all that I'm a grocery store clerk not your therapist!
So I call up my lady, Said I'm coming home baby. She said do you miss me? Then I heard the rice crispies... crispies... crispies... crispies....
Chapter 189
So I'm driving home, just can't understand, She didn't buy my cheerios she bought her own brand. I'm about to go OJ, y'all know what I mean! I raced home in a prop car in front of a green screen.
I bust in the house she says I know what your thinking. Thats not crackle pop you heard, was just pop rocks and coke I'm drinking. Hoe, thats all I could say was hoe, Tell me hoe then what the f#@k are these rice crispie crumbs doing in this bowl! I said thats it I'm gonna end this video! And then the door bust down and in bust the po-po. I said hey officer what's the problem you beep hole?! He cited three times today I pulled my gun out on innocent people!
I made a dash for the cupboard, Tried to hide in the cupboard, He pulled me out of the cupboard. I said look cop you can't take me away because I've got six more of these videos to make to complete my urban opera.
So here we are now at the end of the story, And I'm going to jail, this time not for statutory... tory... tory... tory... tory....
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Added: 4 months ago
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Mad Tv doing a parody on eminem, hilarious.
Added: 10 months ago
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A parody of Rihanna's music video for her song Umbrella, with "Barack Obama" and "Hillary
A parody of Rihanna's music video for her song Umbrella, with "Barack Obama" and "Hillary Clinton."
Music Video: Under Barack Obama (parody of Rihanna's "Umbrella")
CAST Nicole Parker - Hillary Clinton Keegan-Michael Key - Barack Obama -----------------------------
Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?
Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?
Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.
Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.
Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.
Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.
Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay!
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Added: 8 months ago
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