About this user
im a girl who is loud an wants 2 hav fun but im not gonna tell u my age :-P i rly h8 miley cyrus, shes a slut she cant sing or dance or act n she aint pretty. shes lyk 15 n she d8s pplz who r like 30.
SCREAM IF Y00H WANNA GO FASTER!
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Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
yo mamas so stupid when she went to a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals allowed
yo mama's so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and starting waiting, thinking it would say GO!
There was a young girl frem eeling
who ad a peculia feelin
she lay on er back
an opend er crack
n pissed all ova seelin
U gt a prob wit me?
Solve it!
Fink im tripin?
Tie ma shoes!
Cant stand me?
Sit down!
Cant face me?
Turn da fuck around!
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u do nething 4 me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose→me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says..
The reason you never cross my mind is because ur alwayz on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live 4 you is because I would die 4 you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do nething 4 you is because I would do everything 4 you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
