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Republicans will reveal the identity of the Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election. (Aired 11/18/11)

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things ...

Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlin's impending de...

The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy. (Aired 11/1/11)

In one of the biggest stories of 2011, U.S. Special Forces shot and killed bin Laden and then removed his obese body from his compound with a forkl...

Guests on the Onion News Network's new political-debate show "The Beltway" decide who's leading and who's bleeding in the 24-hour political battle ...

President of Americans for Tax Reform Grover Norquist confirms that he carried on a 28-year salacious affair with taxes.

The dummies like Santorum. http://mockthedummy.com/201...

Ben The PC Guy guides you through a day at CES with the $100 Challenge from Windows Phone. Who will get smoked by Windows Phone today?

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Google, Yahoo, Facebook and Amazon are considering a day of blackout to prote...

Wikipedia no longer wants to be hosted by GoDaddy.com because the domain registrar has showed support for the Stop Online Piracy Act which Wikipedi...

The House Judiciary Committee rejected an anti-porn amendment to the Stop Online Piracy Act. The Young Turks host Cenk Uygur explains.

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A burrito is eaten like someone in the room wasn't crying, a burglar makes sure to crack the glass on a family portrait before leaving, and Obama f...

In the near future, world leaders are mere seconds from signing a global treaty and bringing an end to war as we know it when a devastating terrori...

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A local robot is not programmed for that, but whatever, 54 Iraqi civilians die in not our problem anymore, and the U.S. adds 4 million new jobs, bu...

Jokes about Hitler on Whose line?

The truth behind the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is explained by The Young Turks host Cenk Uygur. Be sure to sign the petition below.

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Bank executives place bets on which Occupy Wall Street protester will be arrested next, a churchgoer blanks on why she's lighting a votive candle, ...

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Bill Cosby talks about Dentists. From the 1983 show 'Himself'

Funny animation on how we all feel on Mondays

Animated by Adrian Berntsen

iPhone 4s vs 50 cal Armor Piercing Incendiary Explosive Rounds!

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Full story tonight at 10/9c on IFC TV. Follow Clarkson's rise on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Joh....

Video courtesy of the Association of Science-Technology Centers (ASTC), representing the science center and museum field worldwide. To learn more, ...

The long-awaited HISHE. You asked for it and we delivered: Harry Potter: How It Should Have Ended! With all the dangerous field trips these kids ...

As featured on Tuesday's "Onion News Network" on IFC, President Obama is back on top after cleaning the clock of a smug Wall Street banker.

The C&C technician. What would happen if you had more than a handful? This video by HeXetic and Nyerguds explains all...

Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featurin...

American voters are worried about botching another election, everybody is shocked that a body found in the woods is not Jason, and a new study find...

Apple announced Siri on iPhone 4S, which lets you use your voice to send messages, set reminders, place phone calls, and more.

However, they decid...

Boston fans are reacting to the monumental collapse of the Red Sox in typical fashion: buying commemorative merchandise, flooding the streets and g...

In this Daily Briefing, New York residents are outraged after learning that their State Senator accepted a paltry $3,000 bribe.

Season 2 Preview - Watch The Onion On TV Tues 10/4 at 10/9c only on IFC. New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by ...

President Obama will earn $300,000 for stimulus purposes by appearing in a series of Japanese commercials, the nation's cable news networks promise...

Congress bets the farm on one last big bill, publicists agree that the nation's celebrities are in dire need of more fame, and Jesus Christ informs...

In local news, repeated "UFO" sightings in Pennington, IL have turned out to be nothing more than a silly prank perpetrated by visitors from anothe...

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Song is from Zelda - House (appears in many Zelda games)

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The dummies know what's causing Hurricane Katia, Irene and Tropical Storm Lee.

Nation's students to give American education system yet another chance, man overcomes alcoholism without Jesus by his side, and study shows: 96% of...

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The high court determined that Tom Becker's continued right to free speech was a hazard to anyone forced to listen to him.