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And before you say "old testament, doesn't apply," "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, unt...

This seems to be a strong argument for nurture over nature...

@kevinred242 "thumbs up if u paused it to search inuendo"

And you are an example of the failure of the American education system.

Bitch can't get laid

The interesting part is that the bible condones genocide of all males and non-virgins of an attacked foe, and rape of the remaining. If U.S. citizenry heard that U.S soldiers in Iraq started killing citizens and raping women, something tells me that the American populous would not be very happy w...

Misspelled "wretched"

@jalehtri you didn't listen at all, did you...

@1tephania You know, I've never seen a poster, video, written record, or other evidence of Stalin yelling "FOR ATHEISM!" as he killed a kulak. I've seen videos of Muslims killing people while praising Allah and calling others infidels on the basis of religion. I see no double standard. I see stup...

As an atheist, when in times of crisis, I do things to FIX the problem

That's funny, I thought unions fixed this issue years ago. No one has had the right to deny health insurance coverage for a good number of years in any developed country. If it's my religious right to stone women to death because they disagreed with their husband, or spoke in church, or touched t...

@Tedey1992 FUS RO FISTYOURFACE!

Good to know children still rule the youtube comments section.

@bomb447 That's unbelievably callous of you. Also, this is more an example of why you shouldn't drive a motorcycle.

@comerbran Homosexuality is found in more than 400 species, no more or less frequently than in humans. There are plenty of rabbits hopping around anyway.

@Marcoj24 Were they ever clear?

@Edwuadu When textures are set to high, you can see the distortion. Just modify that particular setting in your graphics.

Actually circumcision reduces instance on genital infection by about 40%. It has a very useful purpose in a logical sense, but it is usually done for religious reasons.

That wasn't very good at all.

He sounds like a goron from the legend of zelda OOT

Oh, wrong video. Meant to write that comment of the sexism video.

You did, of course, MISS THE FUCKING PICTURES OF THE MARIO CAST IN ZELDAS COURTYARD.

Press 7 repeatedly. JUST DO IT.

LUDICROUS SPEED ACTIVATE!

Majora's mask was actually incredibly dark. How many people in the game had their lives utterly shattered beyond repair?

I remember the first time I fought dark link and he jumped on my sword, I was like: BRO GET THE FUCK OFF!

This is why idiots shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Their offspring are creatures like the creator of this video.

Of course, that might raise uncomfortable questions. Link comes in right after ganondorf, ganondorf turns, zelda smacks him with a stick.

Link: "Good job! Where'd you get the stick?"

Zelda: "... I... uh... found it... yeah."

Link: "We're in a castle. There are no sticks lying around."

Zelda: ...

I wish that the height requirement for avoiding the attacks got lower as difficulty increased. Could you imagine that on ace? You'd need to be below 150 feet or something similar depending on mission.

@Legoman2022 In AC5, the arkbird was a bit ridiculous, but the SOLG was not. Why do you think Sputnik was such a huge deal? Nukes on satellites are a very real possibility.

BANELINGS, BANELINGS, BANELINGS, OHHHH

But can you do it from the FRONT of the SOLG towards the back? IDK, but I'm sure as hell trying that crazy shit.

The obvious question: can you kill the panel from the OTHER side of the SOLG (the front) and fly through it thatway like a badass?

Homophobia is merely the expression of insecurity about one's own sexuality.

Why you so bad, bro?

@FrozenPetrolPie Because it says we should in the bible. I will now hide behind the impenetrable shield of denial.

Personally, the biggest reason I dislike religion is the concept of indoctrination from birth. Accepting values that you have been told are correct for no reason other than that is what you are told has resulted in some of the worst atrocities in history. As an example, the rape of Nanking was d...

You could turn this into a standup comedy routine.

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can...

Remember kiddies, if it happened in our history, we have to keep it. Bring back slavery, put the women back in their kitchens, and shoot every god damn homosexual.

Successful troll is successful.