the real uchiha story: (c) syd
"once upon a time there was a council of old people who decided they were sick and tired of the uchiha hooligans. So they told Itachi to use his powers of sex to destroy errybody. But he didn't keel his lil' bro Sasuke because his mother would ground him. So years went by and Sasuke grew a vag and became a total pussy. Eventually he ran off to join the circus and become a stripper. Then he got herpes and decided to join a different, much cooler circus. But the leader was actually an uchiha who didn't die on that fateful night because he was on vacation in Idaho. But the members of this new circus rejected him because he did not posses good kidnapping skills, or adequate swag."
teeha~