Long time no talk how u been?

Haha it's okay. And cheerleading is good.. my team will be performing in competitions sometime in January.
I've been reading lots of books as well. xD
So... what do you want for christmas? Unless you don't celebrate Christmas. Then uhh... I feel dumb (:

AND SO. the little goblin of sweden that invented party hats that shoot inflatable toilets at people with IBS (ok tmi Dr. schnipdintwaggah this is not a personal problems place) ANYWAYS this little goblin with no roast beef and did not go wee wee went tooooooooo......Mt. CHimpstatue like its a mountain of the fmaous chimp Enrique Freakay who invented something more drastic.. INFLATABLE SHOES!! Yeah wear em to the zoo and get rock blistahs orororor wear them to school and get run over by a fat kid with rabies. not so fun ok we want soft shoes that arent like a cheeso backyard pool that blows up in 2 seconds and deflates when a wild turtle comes from Egypt dying of thirst. If you want some sensible advice just buy warm fuzzy slippers and tape cardboard on the bottom so they dont get dirty and tell people to eat crap when they say your shoes are too cute.

Pretty good. We had our homecoming parade today :D I got to be in it cause I'm a cheerleader. Haha. It's not super exciting though.
Also I have a four day weekend (:
What about youu?

YOTANPOTE. i think thats how u say hello in Ooblanese but im not sure because only u know that Dr. Shnipdintwaggah. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT NAME HUH IT SOUNDS SOOO ORIGINAL!!! i bet ur from Murz (thats how martians pronoucne mars right?) and yeab yeahheyeha omg spaz attack from jack black OK SO ........one day i was fetching pebbles for breakfast and the big bad wolf from the lucky charms commercial that wishes he was a swan. anways i hope a giant burrito becomes the next britney spears because of tired of keshas soar throat singing and tpains lawn mowing. YA DIG THATS RIGHT OK TIME TO TOAST BEANS ON MONA LISAS FACE LATAH Y'ALL. *falls of the stage and does the worm*

whoaoa yeah welcome to the snazzling world of Pompathinog featuring ur guest stars muhrya cherry and uhhhh that tortoise over there hula dancing with that pea afro who is jat? OH THATS muhrya cherry;s brother from pahrump (thats a real place near vegas i am not chidding) and yeah once upon a flap there was a giant meatball swimming through the fields of mount pompaaaa..whatever i said before i have short teyurm crazy chattage loss and it just makes me so dizzy i almost threw up a suffocated watermelon with boiled eggs. u dont not wanna know what theyve been servin me at the Chilliosopeoplewhoaredefinitel­ynotoldbutjustchillioso home. ooooooomg it hurt my toenails just to say that, u better go mop up that bubble u released on my carpet foo. Latahs on the menjay!

giant plunger?S?!! ok i would probably have to unleash the steaming crap of glory from the depths of mt. putaciouslangoloon. sounds intriguing if u have the butts to go on this journey but um yeah i need you great explorer kaylito to work some poogic logic for this insane quest!!!!!!!! :O

Uh YESS i was on that hit talk show last night u know "Faturday flight five" it was flantapsic. anyways the reel story was that i was buttering my nose so i could win "i have the most shiniest nose in a flash pic" contest and ugh this girl had a really BRIGHT nose with acne and she won and i was like ghajkgjagjk NOT FAIR my nose is so much cuter and shinier *sniff* and then this fat tomato demanded some pink sprinkles from that girls nose (ew doesnt he know what acne is?!) for his wedding cake with drew barrymore. it was not very successful cake as she spotted the acnified dessert and went on a private jet to juh-make-uh. and eggs swirled around the beauty contest and i won because i hid in a trash can to avoid the wrankness and being hit by eggs like everyone else and finally WUN!

Borgenstoosh is a happy campuh at the MOTEL 5! Located on dumpdale avenue with a hint of a pickle farm nearby and a rotten shoe store named Cmon in and keep those tootsies toasty. SERIOUSLY WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THAT? Ajubladunlardoctopootville? yes i found that in crazy towns encyclopedia. coz i never wanna go to one that scares meee O.O! this is a serious rePOOT i mean uh port broguht to u by doctor hanta :)

Only coo payple stay up late and tute on stereos from 10,000 BC ya dig. Ok wrong commercial we are doing a spoof on twitoots can u handle this preshah!
When you can live forever, what do you live for? Uh shucks i dern know maybe something amazing like a purple belly button.
YOURE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I CANT BELIEVE EDWARD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT?? He lives forever but aint got no spoonful of idears? oh lordies the fan girls are gonna have diarrhea tonight when they hear this. :D