About this user
kourtiney is my name.born on the SiXTH day of august I'm a brOwn hair BrOwn eyed shOrt monster I'm a EHS GRADUATE & i enjoy the simple things in life, like screaming across a mall food court, or yelling out the window at strangers to spook them. i carry 2 sticks of black eyeliner in my purse at all times because i forget that i put it in there.I'm randOm and unique People either think im koOl as hell, or call me a bitCh I drink A LOT of mountain dew & lOve trOpical skittles I'm very ecentric when it cOmes tO musik i listen to ROCK jus to make my parents think ima go on a killing spree I'm pretty fucking goofy/psychO [insider]i have a best friend (jessica) & enemies- drama & memories my life is full of random moments but yet they fit together perfectly. i have a thing for buying things i don't need. i laugh & smile just because. dont like me? yeah, i could care less. my phone never leaves my side. text freak fo sho. i'm a really cynical,moody, sarcastic, abrasive person, but i try my best to be a good friend and a decent lover. i dance & sing in front of the mirror as im getting ready to go out. i fall for all the wrong guys. LAMES dishonesty/liars - hate. understanding & honest.is perfection- i cant respect someone that cant be completely real with me. for all the losers i've met in my life i am now meeting twice as many wonderful people!! my friends call me the love guru funny thing is i can give perfect advice just putting it into effect with my love life, well thats complex & never works..i will go to the end of the world for those i truely care about.i value my true friends & i have a few but.. i cherish the ones that will always be in my life. ive learned to appreciate myself. I'm the biggest tattoo head .I don't need or lOok 4 your approval, i like myself just fine thanks and whatever i dont like eventually il tell my psychotherapist in my 40's after 3 failed marriages!or just get rhinoplasty! (jk) I had [2] chihuahuas named capOne & gOtti I hate fish and birds and plenty more thing & I'm terrified of lizards & The sound of cracked knuckles makes me squirm (et fingers-yuCCk).. a sexy guy with nice arms and a nice smile and really tall driving a fast car makes my day - no matter how bad my day is!!!.I love laughing I kick rocks or blurt out mean things when i cry or am upset/stressed I love my 9597+ flaws I love alcOhol str8 up never stirred & never with a chaser my life is all about taking risks and making memories- you will either love me or hate me there is no in between. a little break from reality is all you need to feel alive..my life is a free flow enviroment. you must escape the familiarities around you in order to really experience life. the scariest part of it is breaking out of your bubble & its only an initial feeling - it gets better over time. the most unusual people can be the most impressionable. and that most of all keeps me happy! i'm kourtiney- KORT or FLACA or..DUCKY OR!! SLIM.i have funny experiences & nineteen years of breathing. and believe it or not, i love my life....there is nothing better than a bittersweet ending
Age
22
Hometown
QUEENS, NEW YORK
Country
United States
Occupation
CUSTOMER SERVICE REP
Companies
IMAGES AUTO SPA
Schools
EDGEWATER HIGH SCHOOL - COLONIAL HIGH SCHOOL - UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL - TIMBERCREEK HIGH SCHOOL- SEMINOLE COMMUNITY COLLEGE - VALENCIA COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Interests
LIFE - LAUGHING - RANDOMNESS - LOVE