xLaZeRz here to amuse you

@theeblitzz its called:

read - THE DESCRIPTION!!

how long does it take a rooster to lay an egg?

step 1: dont get locked inside your house

step 2: try to break down the door as a locksmith could be a mass murderor.. remember the girl next door.....

step 3: give up and jump out the window

did you know: only 1 in 20 americans call a locksmith in this situation because there fingers are too fat...

alot of ppl saying about rwj bringing them here, well FaZe CLAN brought me here! FaZe Fakie! :D <3

thumbs up if your still listening to this song in 2011 :D!

i realised ages ago but has anyone else realised that twinkle twinkle little star has the exact same tune as abcdefg?

any1 know the background song? i recognise it really badly :/

@MW3insanity and marathon pro, they could climb over obstacles really fast...

@xTripzy :D<3

thats dirtier than ushers dick in justin beibers ass!

1 hour of my music in 1 mixtape, i have jizzed :)

faze fakie?!?!?! why does every1 like hi..... oh...OH...OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

@UnReAlLoBbYz ummm i dont think i am :L

are you a nun?

dude! yo wife be cheatin

the money was n his hands! probalyot the actuall answer but it works :L

he googled it

i think its safe to say WTF! XD

@bunnygurl254 it sais april 26 209 :/

you can never trust a milkman -_-

..or he was wearing a nametag that said john

he wished his mother,father and wife got what they wanted?

cecil told him?

im trying not too look at the answer but HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ANYONE TO GET THAT!!!!

that was so easy i was dissapointed when i looked at the answer :L:L

i added the 1000's to get 4000 and then added up the tenths and got 100 = 4100, was i right?

he was walking towards the woods

did the tele have subtitles?

they were blind?

EASY!! the man had hiccups which is why he was needed water and the bartender pulls the gun to scare him and he walks away saying thank you! :D! thanks nan...

i know he cut it long ways but MAYBE!... 2 halves make a whole or hole!!!! and jum in the whole (hole)!! haha wasnt expecting that!

who would call their child skid mark, some parents have problems

OMG!! are u retards? "it was a wonderful sunday afternoon"! they were faking it on a thursday! :L too easy

the poisons were old so u couldnt die just make u ill?

i said hole:L

@trombonista92if you were a genius you would be able to spell...

white because hes on the north pole :D

hes benjamin button!

are they on the south pole?

he was on th outside of the building!

@xLaZeRz ok im not the first after reading through the comments but im still happy :)

good haircut man cuts badly for the other man and the other way round meaning the bad haircut man gives good haircuts