The Yellow Button Releases The Kraken. ;D

So-and-so called me a name.
They called me "Eva."
* Gasp* OFFENCE.

This is the 21st Century, a world where if someone gets hurt, it's always someone else's fault:
-You get the blame if you don't put a sign saying, 'Mind the step'.
-You get the blame if you don't put 'Allergy Advice: Contains Milk' on milk.

I'm not racist to colour, I'm racist to the human race. Because you deserve it!

I am secretly Optimus Prime. My friend Energy is secretly Bumble Bee. Who's Megatron, might you ask?
....It's a secret.

-I like to do the robot.
-Bumble Bee is in fact pretty cute for what he is.
- Nina and I ride big robots named after bugs.

William of Normandy ate Megatron.
I wear tiolet paper just to scare people.

I'm Eva Prime, nice to meet you.
That's when I'm half an Auto-bot Leader, and half zee purple schmurple.
No, my real full name is Evuitu-Raigh Louisa Phoenixia Draconique.
Try saying that with a mouthful of robot, William. [:

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