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THESE R 10 REALLY FUNNY QUOTES.
1. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
2. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
3. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
4. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
5. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
6. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
7. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
7.Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. 9.I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!!
9."Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
10.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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