About this user
Im The Guy Who weore a wig on every snl scetch I did and every photo every public appearance my tatoo's were cropped my face had make up and we digitaly animated the joker smile. I still Have my microphone that I used In my Interview with Mark Day Is It hard For all My fans to recognize me without the contact's wigs Plad shirts and the botox chin I did that realy. And guess what I'm the highest paid Canadian Unknown Comedian In history and to think people actualy thought I was A mickey Mouser Guess What It was the Berkley Phsyce And I yanked everyones Chain I'm not Jewish I am Irish Native American Dual Citizen Born In canada and I got shot in a shoot out over my Rap jokes Rapping Cutting Up certain rappers, I filmed My digital short's During Before and after my surgery which I died three time's during All to make the world laugh. Bieng shot and Doing physio and still filming was the hardest part of bieng Saturday Night Live's most sucsessful comiedian breaking all record's of views and downloads I went on all those magizine covers wiggin, it Rappin my Wigger ass off, Now the wig get's tossed, I bieng itching my head, over weather I would sell rtecords after I bled, Gave my kidney for a trade to save a little girl's life, Married my physio therapist made her my wife, My whole surgery was all on film, roasting for the day it would come outy the kiln, so pleased to meat Andy that's what I was called, Dice rolling raw like hell just thawed, Woody clay J blues I was hired first, by my big brothers to give blues the rebirth, So I changed my name And wore a thousand fake wig's, Fronting the cash cow cuz raps money is big, But blues brothers that's what the real gig is, I am the guy that rewrote the whole showbiz, so bieng Celtic and Nish I missed the brisk, Still got the turrtle kneck that's the big twist, so if yah wanna know I'm a sensitive guy, that's why when I got shot I chose to fly, Ever see farley with the kidney box, I jumped border after 911 with the same typa chop's suey ooey I just jizzed my pant's, In blues brothers three me and mike tyson dance, for real I rocked the fucking boat, my kidney was the sacrificial goat, so soon coming is the flic that tell's the tale, of the punk ass that ran from me like there was wind in the sail, cuz Andy was made up in my head, the trip to hell the hospital bed, so I take all these pills to stop me sketching, my ass is on fire me or Tyson who's betting, i will bet yah that my supperbowl add was the last of the wig, Im the blow-up doll with the mouth so big, they sencord the blue angel i have tatoo'd on my chest see, cuz the big explosion is the fire that burn's in me, The mic is right here I got it right beside me, wire's conected with wax from a honey bee, the wigs and botox was a plan to be unseen, when I was exploading like dynamyt, so fucking ubscene, so bee's wax blue Angel's and the Land Shark pool, Im the the one the teachers said would neverfinish school, So I got a PHD in fine art's, A Master degree in Phsycoligy for start's, A undergrad in commerce to add up the chart's, Second city yah I schooled with that class too, how do you find a field to pursue, So I write the screen play's, invest in myself futures put away, And musicaly you have not heard me roar, my song writing contract 300 million dollars more, my awards can fill the hall's of the biggest school, I'm the land shark rocking the new rule, that I created cuz no one has ever lived, that lived insquallor to acomplish what I did, It's funny I can't hold all my Oscar's, that from pen names of an ex orphand foster, child of special ed yah it's true, That's why the blockbuster iscommingout Blue, for dreaming when mamma didn't have, the money for toy's I wanted so bad, pen names like shafer and handles like Jorma, Samberg I must fucking warn yah, that you ain't seen nothing cuz I recorded four hundred new song's, and two hundred more digital short's that are a fucking bomb, set to blast the waves all day long,and all those solo song's are bieng Re-mastered to corobboration's, that are going to knock socks offa live nation, and the fiddler on the roof with Eddie Lonnie, picking his metal plate scratching his Jonnie, and they were all shot with no budget butpassion, surviving on love and charitable compassion, that was the point of wearing all the wigg's, to see wich charity's used there assets to make big, the people impovrished without that guiding hand, dreaming and wishing life did'nt have such demand, and friend's that actually never fucking new that Iamassed two billion hit's from loving fan's like you, so I am rambling trying to let you, know that Im at home with my turtle kneck on to show, the world that Lonely Island Is going to Fucking Blow, And that's A rap what do you think, that I made sence out of the foreskin on my dink......
Hometown
Limrick Ireland
Country
Ireland
Occupation
NBC Saturday Night Live Universal Pictures Lonely Island Second City Live Nation Concert Venues BluesBrothers/LonelyIsland Radio House Of Blues Universal music Usa And canada And SUBSIDIARYS ANDAFFILIATES
Companies
To many to Name Except I Will Say "Key Pooh Keeh Poooo" And Na Na Na Nas Na Naw Hey Hey Goodbye.. To the Haters And Unsmart-Asses WhoTalk Stoopit Shit
Schools
Hard Knocks Dream's Reality Infered Digita lHoligraphic Radar Laser Acoustic Animation Satelight Interface And Not So Ready For Prime Time Playing With myself....
Interests
I love Woman, Sex, Drug's, Rock, Blues, Sexy, Underware, Diploma's, Multinational Peace Process Orgasmsisms That Are So Small Yet Are Vital To The Eco System, Definatly Root Beer, Vodka, Tequila, (Patrone) Big Tit's Nice Assses, Cuz Bad Donkey's Are Dick's, The Guiness Book Of Record Breaking, Beer Taster's, Drunk Nish Irish Shinanigan's ,Lepracauns Ass Picking Blow Up Dolls, Lawn Dart's, Mississippi Freckled Wet Back Bull frog's Caught And Served In Tennesse, Bert, Forest Gump, Peaches And Cream Corn, Rice Pudding, Emminem, Big Tit's, Playboy Bunnies, Bj's From Random Woman Who suck me CuzI Love Them, And But Since I Have Given All this Up Because I Love A woman That Got Me To Breath Again, Back gammon With Bill Gates. And Newtered Hampster Tail.....
