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Fade Out by Wooden Thomas woodenthomas 100 views Wooden Thomas performs his song Fade Out while a pretty siren dances in homage to their rekindled 20 year friendship.
Sock Monkees - BIG WILLOW woodenthomas 267 views Laety Ga Ga _ Vocals and video star Wooden Thomas - lyrics and music, guitar and lead vocal David Melvin Smith- Bass Monica Sparrow - conductor FiLmed In BeaUtiFul Wes...
Sock Monkees -Play Station 3 woodenthomas 277 views The sock Monkees can be heard on sound cloud .com just go there and search Sock Monkees ! See also, "Big Willow" here on the tube.
THREE YEARS (Full Version) by Wooden Thomas woodenthomas 568 views David Bowie sang about the apocolypse in "FIVE YEARS" , the opening song on Ziggie Stardust in 1974. And Now Three Years to the day on Decemebr 21 2009 , Wooden Thomas bor...
THREE YEARS (Short Version) WOODEN THOMAS woodenthomas 49 views Bowie sang "Five years" on Ziggie Stardust . And now three years before December 21 2012 -to- The - Day , Wooden Thomas sings "Three years" To the tune of Bowie's orignal. ...
Wooden Thomas ~ St. Lorax Medley feat. I Wanna Hold your Foot woodenthomas 56 views The Delaware Water Gap is beautiful. Even in November! The water is COLD! Wooden Thomas is looking forward to summer, here he is freezing his feet off like a gosh darn fool...
Wooden Thomas Sings X-eyed Trophy Bride woodenthomas 103 views My Bride To Be runnin through the cold fields f the city, abandoned by sleeping revellers , they are ghosts indeed. They are ghosts indeed , left behind a lot of little, R...
Wooden Thomas Lip Syncs very badly woodenthomas 42 views A song by Susan Levine Audio Swapped. Over a Wooden Thomas Performance.
the PEN is MIGHTYER- another song by Wooden Thomas woodenthomas 44 views Music video by Wooden Thomas ....swordfish chant rosemary space parsley and thyme sage time
Wooden Thomas- Three Outs woodenthomas 84 views Crop Circles of the moon/ a dead raccoon/ in our headlights/ oh horned God of intelectual delight/ out of school out to lunch out of sight! Scketchy girl across the table/...

About Wooden Thomas

Musician Ben Ross writes of Wooden Thomas: He "writes words and music that are like Tyranasaurus Rexes of love and reality smashing down all the *bs* sterile deadness endlessly churning out of the supermall head of a zombie nation." With his earnest delivery, surreal, richly poetic lyrics and dark humor, Wooden Thomas upends the deadness of the music industry and prickles political apathy with wit, innocence, and charm (website: www.woodenthomas.com).

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Jan 14, 2012

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Nov 6, 2006

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Last seen in Brooklyn performing requests with guitar in hand behind a giant jukebox that he designed himself, Wooden Thomas is a local NJ / NYC visionary, which is to say he visualizes something fun for everyone and then tries to make it happen.
Truth and freedom and universal love has increasingly become part of his vision more so in the past five years.
As a young boy Wooden Thomas was stung by a bolt of electricity after jamming lose a pop tart from a toaster, always a cautious child (the toaster was indeed unplugged), upon falling to the floor with a thump hitting the back of his head on the linoleum, it was then realized that there was an eel living inside the toaster all along.
He brought his slithery black friend to the local stream and watched as it died of lack adaptability in the cold sonny water.
It was then while still in his pajamas that he received his vision, a vision he carries into these important and fascinating times in which all people can share a wonderful feeling that comes from knowing that we are cosmic primates and that a deep reverence for fun and enlightenment are part of a philosophically nutritious breakfast.
See WWW.Woodenthomas.com for further confusion.

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Pine Barrens , NJ

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