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I wanna make a fake campaign poster for Santorum that says "I'm basically a pimp"

You can't play both cards at once, religious nutters. You can't act like a wounded little bunny rabbit and cry about someone not agreeing with you, then immediately start flipping your shit and calling for blood.

You have to either bite your lip at free speech and post a complaint, OR be a backw...

I thought the dramatic reveal was gonna be that John wanted to be a porn star XD

Newsflash, you degenerate sandy-vag'd twit: MALES STAR IN PORN TOO

People who think there must be "more" to existence than what they see (and therefore, God), have no clue of the subtleties and intricacies that they're skimming over.

Oh, btw. How do you make the enemies blow into gibs? I feel kinda inadequate as an evoker when my explosive fireballs and death rays leave enemies in one piece :D

...Who the fuck is Birdman?

Modern rockers could learn quite a bit from this. This is one of the most intimidating, sinister, and downright evil sounding songs I've ever heard, and yet it didn't need to swear, scream, or do that annoying guttural voice thing a single time.

I've had an anus in my rectum for so long now, they're virtually indistinguishable from eachother :D

Marky Mark apparently is confusing himself for Rico Rodriguez =D

Why yes, morally superior lady, I DID in fact choose at a young age to be reviled and shunned by a huge fraction of the population of my own free will. I just haven't decided yet that it might not have been a good idea, or else I could have switched back by now. What an astute and completely supp...

Classical Conditioning 101: do NOT masturbate with random non-sexual images/videos/sounds in the background. It will not end well.

I could have watched the entire trilogy. Instead I just sat here listening to this. I think I'm richer for the experience.

I'm playing a D&D campaign wherein I'm trying to obtain a jar of black sand (long story). I'm gonna play this song when I finally get it :D

At least he upgraded his floppy dildo sword to an actual toy sword

@92xtaylor Heh. Enjoy.

AUUUGH, THE PUNS. THEY HURT...

I got a $400 video card this year to replace the old, burnt out one on my computer. For a brief moment I was a bit miffed that I didn't get any new games to go along with it. I then decided to slap myself very hard in the face.

It's been like 45 hours, and I still haven't found a better outfit than the fire resistance robe and the many starred cloak XD

Christ, it looks like a Yuuzhan Vong >__<

Wail of the Banshee rocks my world. I accidentally killed Morag with it last night while targeting her lackeys. I'm not complaining but.... bit of an anti-climax XD XD XD

The Reapers have obviously never read any Frank Herbert =D

You know that thing when you see a vocalist for the first time and they look nothing like you expected them to? It's weird... Nic Cester pretty much matches my expectations perfectly, except with longer hair. Weird XD

In any case, the song rules =D

I like how O'Reilly butts in to announce that he considers humility a virtue. Meanwhile Dawkins is all "Oh, I'll bet you do" :D

*Pllfts* Transcribed audio is exquisite:

"Nazi, yes. The dash searing five at analyst Lichtenstein's biscotti, which means that I can't read it for two thousand compromise now as I watch Bob"

I am Jack's loser alter-ego

Weird thing to say, but I kinda prefer her as a mediocre actress than as a decent singer XD

The problem with being a third year bio major is this kinda stuff seems totally mundane and matter-of-fact to me, fantastic though it is. I guess people can get jaded about anything... *sigh* :(

@XxStonedKillerxX Oh, I'm sure the game is fine as a stand alone. It's just depressing to see people go "BEST RPG EVA" when the game barely even resembles an RPG anymore. And that the writers don't just double check to make sure they aren't blatantly contradicting themselves from former works is ...

One time I did this with a paralyzing arrow to a khajiit woman, I think in Bravil. Her head flew off her shoulders and her arms started flailing around and extending. I made a run for the door because I was scared shitless. By the time I got downstairs, her limbs were sinking down through the flo...

*Facepalm* wait, did you launch him into the air with your sword and then grab the money out of his pocket in midair? XD

I think the one silly thing that action RPGs kinda have that oldschool ones didn't is that mage characters have to be total spazzes and run around flipping the fuck out as they frantically drop lightning bolts XD

I played an assassin, and by level 45 even HE was pretty decent at magic, so I can imagine a 45 mage absolutely tearing shit up XD

See, Freud would interpret this as this girl being a massive whore XD

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Someone's been-eeb s'enoemos!!! XD