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I hear Mike Myers just landed the star role in Igor's upcoming documentary/biography/spoof....

I can almost hear the banjo's twangin over the incredibly shitty sounding motor. Sounds like a fuckin school bus pulling away from the curb.

@ 2:09 Most beautiful fuckin soundin riff EVER....

Now I know how all those damp panty wearin dumb ass lil girlies feel when they see a Bieber video. Shit...I was almost jumpin up and down squealin like a lil girl my damn self watchin this video. I'd fuckin marry any one of these broads and bang her til my balls dried up like wanlnuts and my dick...

hahah....just skip to 8:28.

Mike Portnoy is (was) the drummer....dickbag.

The fuck is Jesse wearin? he's got that whole heavy metal gunslinger thing goin on. I'm confused. And all Adams doorag is missin is a 40oz. king cobra and a low credit score, maybe some over due child support to go along.

Igor...the only reason god hasn't wiped humanity from the face of the earth. What you're witnessing here is not merely a man who is a good guitarist but a man who is directly connected to his instrument. Anything he feels is instantly transmitted through his guitar. You can't teach that.

If all these talentless rappers and clay formed pop artists, most of which don't even write their own lyrics, let alone MUSIC, are filthy rich, then you my friend.....should own a small country or atlest a cluster of islands and a hotel franchise.

@xxjuggalo4lifexx1 It's called FAKE because the scenes and "encounters" are FAKED. Staged. Acted. The fact that it was created independently and not by a major film studio does not change that fact you fucktard.

I gotta be honest, I really expected you to bash the song and be offended or take it the wrong way. So often it seems the case when subjects like this are touched upon. Much respect to you miss, nice to see a level headed and intelligent person representing the black community.

@AirsoftCombatant Looks like a chevy Monza. Similar to a Vega but even uglier....

@pauldrashid hate to burst your bubble dude, but theres tons of x-runners runnin faster than your alleged "14.4" of which there is no proof of here. And thats just the N/A guys. The supercharged ones are in a whole different world. A titan is not in any way a sport vehicle and stands no chance ag...

@SolemWingPixy lol...totally forgot about this shit. Riffs are total cheesedick but thanks man.

@TheStangdriver 427 most definitely IS the "alleged" hp. I work with some old fart that has one. Check the review video on the car on here. It's not a 427 nor is it a big block. Just a lil 4.8 which is why its an over rated POS.

Dude in the dodoge was a douche. Jumpin every chance he got and makin his pull before they were dead even. Then talked shit @ the light and got smashed on. If the Lightning didn't have to keep letting off due to traffic and the srt-10 driver wasn't a cheater, this woulda been ALL lightning.

lol....grocery getter vs pussy getter. Easy decision for those of us with more than a 20k annual income. Spec-v fanboys need to man up and be honest with yourselves. These lil cars make good cheap transportation but they're REALLY boring lookin and even boosted and modded to the max they're still...

@burninmunkeys You're quite welcome, though there's no need to thank me. Since we're pals now, lets be honest as friends are. Do you REALLY think your crapalier is better than a honda? don't get me wrong here, I despise these little fart can equipped shitboxes more than anyone but the fact is, Ho...

@BWRProductions zip your shit dude. There's nothing more stereotypical and pathetic than a 4 stroke fan boy resulting to lies and bullshit to fail at proving his point. "one of the bikes had this and they all said that and this and that and then"... just give it up. The proof has and always will ...

@chughes44 lol...we can agree on that. Gotta love all the keyboard toughguys flexin their muscles from the comfort of their moms den though right? it's good entertainment...

I have to disagree with your commentary my friend. Sport bikes own the twisites. Cruisers own the freeway. Why you ask? because us cruiser guys can ride the freeway/highway all day long, while your neck, back and ass will be sore almost immediately. Who owns the street? lets call it a draw. You c...

@devingrdnr Any and all comments from you are null and void due to the fact you used the word "boss." Now put on your v-neck t-shirt, climb into your 78' trans am, crank up the Bruce Springstein and drive your ass back to the eighties dude.

@ 3:59 when jeff breaks out that riff....it's fuckin LEGENDARY.

It's very cool technology, but also very impracticle. For one, anyone whose parking skills are so poor that they would use this option, are most likely far too stupid to actually be able to figure it out and make it work. If you can't park a car, I highly doubt you can run such a sophisticated pr...

It's called a mark 9 (high velocity o.c. streamer) and it's no fuckin joke. It doesn't just burn, it inflames and demobilizes. It's like having acidic maple syrup in your eyes and these fuckin degenerates got laced the fuck up prison style and regretted it for sure.

anyone else NOT hear a supercharger in this vid?

@dirtcycler191 You're dreamin bro. How many titles has Dungey won? and he's burnin out already? Carmichael won multiple consecutive titles before he started to fade and actually didn't really fade as much as just got out ridden by Stewart. Dungey is consistent as hell, no doubt but he won the tit...

Cool vid and cool lil ridin spot. Pay no mind to the internet bench racers and their imaginary skills, braggin about their clapped out old beater bikes. Looked like dude on the YZ was out crankin the banshee in the turns. Usually it's the other way around.

@therealtehpwnr As a man, this is one of the rare times that I will say, it's not just her looks that make her so hot. Usually we think with our dicks, but amy is one of few women in history to transcend bonerdom. It's her voice, her passion, her personality and everything rolled into one that co...

Nice! anytime a truck outlaunches a car, especially a vette, it's an awesome thing. Seems like the vette caught the truck during that infamous and painfully slow; 1st to 2nd shift. Trans in those trucks are garbage.

Chopper sounds better to me, but those long ass cobra's aren't really the right pipes for that big sound. Especially on a metric bike. The shorter drag type exhaust like on the chopper would make it sound better IMO. Check my vid and you'll see what I mean.