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wir7460 liked a video
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It gets the towel from the bedroom. It does this whenever it's hungover....
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It gets the towel from the bedroom. It does this whenever it's hungover. (By overwhelming demand solo release of "Absence of the Towel." As seen in Week Review #91)
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(3 weeks ago)
I noticed that no one has made this before, and I was bored at home.... ...
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I noticed that no one has made this before, and I was bored at home....
Here for better quality... http://excalavera...
Lets all sing:
Jatsutsapari dikari dallan tittari tilan titstan dula
dipidapi dalla rupati rupiran kurikan kuka ja kirikan u
Ratsatsa ja ripidabi dila beritstan dilan delando abaribatta baribari baribiribi distan delando jabarilas diland do
daba daba daba daba daba duvja vuu baristal dilasdilan dubadaga
dagadada dudu deja do
I DONT OWN THE CHARACTERS FROM PORTAL 2, THEY BELONG TO VALVE...
I DONT OWN ALSO, THE MUSIC, LEVAN POLKKA - LOITUMA - Russian ver.
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The Jubilee Project...
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The Jubilee Project and Harvard Medical School Class of 2014 produced a parody of SNL Lonely Island's "Jizz In My Pants." This video was premiered at the 2011 Second Year Show: The Hangoverdose.
This video will also be used to raise awareness and money for prostate cancer. For every view this video gets in December, sponsors will donate a penny to "ZERO - The Project to End Prostate Cancer." Become a sponsor and pledge to donate a penny per view by emailing project.jubilee@gmail.com.
For more information about ZERO: http://zerocancer...
Directed and edited by: Eric I. Lu
Lyrics written by: Josh Baugh
Recorded and mixed by: Albert Chen
Performed by: Josh Baugh & Camila Fabersunne
Produced with: Eddie Lee, Jason Y. Lee
Original by SNL Lonely Island: http://bit.ly/tfMMzb
Instrumentals: http://bit.ly/vJsN7m
LYRICS
VERSE 1
Lock eyes from across the bed
Ready the needle just like the doctor said
What artery supplies the thenar hand
Like I didn't know it was the radian
My attending says we're ready to go
Just keep the right angle to steady the flow
Wipe the arm with a sterile swab
Preventing infection like it's my job
Feel the pulse to find the proper place
I'm a pro no need for your heart to race
Look up cuz I've got that vessel traced
See the look of terror on my patient's face
And I piss in my pants
It's not a big deal, just play it cool
I bet you used to do back in middle school
No I don't have a problem with incontinence
I just piss in my pants
Don't tell my attending or he'll never respect me
Just tell him that I did the whole procedure correctly
I promise that I'm good, there's no need to fuss
Now I'll go out and change
VERSE 2
Sitting with a patient for an interview
Got everything I need here, said we're through
Walk into the hall ready to present
Smilin cuz I nailed that informed consent
My attending's outside no time to rest
Doesn't know he's about to be damn impressed
Look over my notes wanna check to see
Got that full past medical history
About to bring mad honor to the hippocratic oath
Realize I didn't ask men women or both
And I piss in my pants
Sorry doc, I spilled sanitizer on myself
Gonna go ask that patient for a little help
Need to know your sexual preference
And yes I pissed in my pants
Don't know the deal w these alcohol rubs
But I'm gonna go grab a new pair of scrubs
They make it so hard here to wash your hands
Gonna go change some bed pans
VERSE 3
Last week, I was with a girl
Talkin like the most interesting man in the world
No place like chili's for the perfect date
Then my pager goes off, "You're already late"
And I piss in my pants
VERSE 4
Making turkey with my aunt for our holiday bash
How much salt do I use? "Honey just a dash"
By the way, could take a look at this rash?
And I piss in my pants
VERSE 5
A man on the subway starts choking on his food
And I piss in my pants
VERSE 6
Just saw an ad for a malpractice suit
And I piss in my pants
VERSE 7
Suddenly I can't remember what a flavanoid is
And I piss in my pants
VERSE 8
Spot a left facial twitch
And I piss in my pants
VERSE 9
I piss right in my pants every day in surgery
I wanna run and hide when I look at a brain CT
Don't know what to prescribe all these names look fake to me
I wear a catheter so no one knows I have to pee
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www.facebook.com/jubileeproject
@jubileeproject
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