About this user
Hey hey, thanks for visiting my page, not got much to show really, but will hopefully be uploading some random crap soon (i just got a new camera).
Im a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
No, i wouldnt say i think the glass is half full or half empty.... but someone drank half my drink!
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets filled first.
Religion is like a rose, depending on how you see it. it can be beautiful and amazing.... or you can see it as a thorny, twisted and ugly entity, disguised by something beautiful.
Im so darned hungover, my whole life hurts!
Orange peel, the bane of my existence...
Police officer: Regardless of what you say, its an offense to urinate in public. Name and adress please!
Me: Well dogs do it.
Random drug seller: you want some charlie? beak? hash? coke?
Brian: Coke? Sorry mate, i only drink diet.
Me shortly after falling off my skis in front of 50 people: OWWW!!! MY DIGNITY!!!
They tuk err jerbs!!!
its all so fucking poetic.
turn that frown upside down! thats a smile, not an upside down frown!
Age
23
Country
United Kingdom
Interests
Women, drinking, drinking with women, watching women drink, drinking while looking at my watch, looking at women, women looking at watches.... wait.... what?