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The online-only enhanced version of President Obama's third State of the Union Address features charts, stats and data that helped inform President...
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The online-only enhanced version of President Obama's third State of the Union Address features charts, stats and data that helped inform President Obama's policy decisions.
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I have noted this video has gotten a lot of views lately, let me know in the comments how you found this vid.
He was being a dick the whole time, so...
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I have noted this video has gotten a lot of views lately, let me know in the comments how you found this vid.
He was being a dick the whole time, so i recorded him telling me their "policy" i lol'ed. he then threatened to call the police on me and have me escorted from the premise, i laughed at that and then left.
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http://www.facebook.com/gwatsky
from Watsky's upcoming mixtape 'A New Kind of Sexy'
available August 1st!
Directed and edited by Jackson Adams
Shot by ...
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http://www.facebook.com/gwatsky
from Watsky's upcoming mixtape 'A New Kind of Sexy'
available August 1st!
Directed and edited by Jackson Adams
Shot by Jess Dunlap
Audio engineering by Nils Montan
Cat- Chaplin
Beat from Diddy-Dirty Money & Skylar Grey- Coming Home (Last Train to Paris)- NO PERMISSION IMPLIED OR RECEIVED (Please lemme keep my track up :))
Verse 1
I know why they call them labels
because you have to fit a label now to fit a label
But If I'm a pussy, then I guess I did my kegels
I got it on lox, I'll bring the bagels
It kind of feels like middle school again when they call
I think the majors can't quite decide if I'll come play ball
If I can make them money
If I can dumb my shit down enough
Or do the dance
I think it's kind of funny
They might be right, I'm shaped different like Toblerone
I turned down a quarter mil to pitch a mobile phone
Cause I believed that I can be more and walked away
And left my hand up in the air like I just shot the j
White rappers only make if we talk like stars
Hit the A-list
Cause you puffed on Ls
And dropped your Rs
Let's pull some video out of 5th grade pageant
And compare the way you talked then to how you're rapping
You think you sound the same
Or that you picked up the way to be real in somewhere TV-land along the way?
If I just get 15 minutes I'm gonna stay myself
And when that 16th minute comes then I won't hate myself
Maybe I'll never get signed
I'll fucking flatline
But nobody gets to raise a banner during halftime
Win or lose I bet on myself and I place a bid
And make the same face on every play like Jason Kidd
Chorus
It's almost 4am
Monday in my room again
Got a crazy vision of a dream escaping from my pen
I'll be swinging going down
Fuck that noise, No way no how
You're listening to this song
But I'm working on the next one now
Verse 2
If my goals are odd I take as a challenge
people seem confused by how I hope to use my talents
Could he be weird Al, could he be Jimmy Fallon?
I tell them to imagine Mos Def meets Woody Allen
haters give me balance. Every Kyle's got a Cartman
I know how failure tastes
I drink it straight from the carton
I always keep a gallon in the fridge at my apartment
to remind me how it feels to drop the ball like Stevie Bartman
Believe me I want to achieve it all by being me
It's too easy to be cheesy on TV or DVD
I'm seeking to sneak in, but I'm weeping when I peep the scene
Cause I'm knee-deep in it and need a TP roll to keep it clean
I'm digging for a deeper meaning cause beneath this skin is a beating the temperamental heaving heart of gentle heathen
If you deceive us, homie that's so sad
I'll get more agro than the Aggro Crag
I'm Bony Bony leave me aloney you know me well
don't dwell on that Jabroni just cause that baloney sells
His flow is hole-y like the edge of abalone shells
I want to flow holy like matrimony bells
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A poem I wrote to highlight the difference between Jesus and false religion. In the scriptures Jesus received the most opposition from the most rel...
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A poem I wrote to highlight the difference between Jesus and false religion. In the scriptures Jesus received the most opposition from the most religious people of his day. At it's core Jesus' gospel and the good news of the Cross is in pure opposition to self-righteousness/self-justification. Religion is man centered, Jesus is God-centered. This poem highlights my journey to discover this truth. Religion either ends in pride or despair. Pride because you make a list and can do it and act better than everyone, or despair because you can't do your own list of rules and feel "not good enough" for God. With Jesus though you have humble confident joy because He represents you, you don't represent yourself and His sacrifice is perfect putting us in perfect standing with God the Father.
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Video website: http://www.cikproductions.com
music by Tony Anderson: http://www.soundcloud.com/23violins
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Website: http://chiselseason.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/jeffuhsonbethke
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