AsianTurtle, PivotChris

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Runescape: AsianTurtle, MiniBulbaton, TinyBulbaton
Skype: Chris.ho168
PSN: Bulbaton
Steam: Bulbaton1209
Msn: Chrisho62@hotmail.com
Email: Asian.Turtle1209@gmail.com
Habbo Retro: AsianTurtle
SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH MW2

You grab your boss's briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.

-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!? IT'S ALL OVER"

-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out

So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUB BASE. She loved the INVASION
Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like i had iron lungs, i am glad i had juggernaut. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for round because i was packing Bandolier. And you didn't here us because we were both using Dead Silence

You know you still live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube, lol ok...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...

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