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MJ
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(O.O) You laugh because I'm different.........
I laugh cause I just farted! *evil grin*..now, who's yo DADDEH?! *grunts*..
I laugh cause I just farted! *evil grin*..now, who's yo DADDEH?! *grunts*..
About Me:
*clears my throat* ::
a) Am a cool Whip! *gave emphasis to intoning the 'WH' *....
b) I like to be fashionably late
c) A part of me will never forgive J.K. Rowling for not killing off Dolores Umbridge.
d) I'd rather die than get a lap dance from Dolores Umbridge.
e) My least favorite word is--- Twihard. *cocks mah shot gun*...
f) To this day, I still can't tell the difference between George and Fred Weasley :3
g) My Fav'rite Holiday is ::
*jazz hands*...April Fools...! *someone threw meh a shoe and shouts : its nawt a holiday you dumb ass!*...*i replied : No shit -- it is...!*
h) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *made a slashing gesture in the air*...WAPAK!
Patronus : Psyduck
Wand : Pink diabolical light-saber
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:: Definition of Twilight ::
The story about some retarded reject with some weird fetish who need to make a choice between necrophilia and bestiality. By reading this realistic description, 100% of Twilight fangirls overreact and spam the user who wrote this comment. Most of them got surprised when they learn it was originally a crappy book, don't even know sunlight is actually mortal for vampires and aren't aware that werewolf is a synonym of "Full Moon Berseker".
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:: Mah version of the POKEMON soundtrack ::
I wanna be, the very best, no one ever was.
To ban them is my real test, to poke them is my cause!
I will travel around the webz, seeking on 4chan!
Each Trollemon to understand, their retardness inside!
TROLLEMON!
Gotta ban 'em all--
I'll make you cry.
Even if it has no point!
TROLLEMON
Ooooh, you have no friends,
in a forum of grow-up!
TROLLEMON!
Gotta ban 'em all--
Get off my channel,
'Cuz we all know I'll pwn you!
You spam me and I'll block you!
TROLLEMON!
Gotta ban 'em all, gotta ban 'em all!
TROLLEMON!!!
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FUN FACT :: When Nintendo try something different who completly change the gameplay, no one "give a fuck". BUT, when Sega change slightly the gameplay of a Sonic game, everybody smash their heads on their keyboard and bash the game in question before even playing it. Sonic having green eyes and homing attack in Sonic 4 is enough to make butthurt fanboys f**king mad but KIRBY WHO CANNOT SWALLOW NOR COPY, CANNOT DIE, TRANSFORM INTO VEHICULES AT CERTAIN PARTS OF THE GAME AND IS MADE OF FREAKING YARD is tooootally okay!" They are trying something different!" is what they said when the game was announced. Ironically, the same guys once said "WTF Sonic the Werehog???"
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ORIGINAL PROFILE of a pureblood slytherin®
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(¸.•´ (¸.• Sectumsempra !
A PURE BLOOD DARK WIZARD
█ 10% Compassionate
██ 20% Apprentice
███ 30% Cruel
████ 40% Scary
█████ 50% Corrupted
██████ 60% Insane
███████ 70% Scheming
████████ 80% Villainous
█████████ 90% Phantom
██████████100% PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
― Stephen King
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ϟ ϟ ϟ We defended the STONE, we found the CHAMBER, we freed the PRISONER, we were chosen by the GOBLET, we fought with the ORDER, we learned from the PRINCE, and we dominated the DEATHLY HALLOWS.... We are the POTTER GENERATION...! Pass this on ϟ ϟ ϟ
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Put This on Your Channel if you are Evil
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Fuck TWILIGHT!
Channel Comments
>> Thump Thump Thump...! XD
Here we go♪
♪Bassline bassline, got to have?a bassline. Thump in time to the fat bassline gotta put a big bottom below this rhyme. Thump thump thump thump thump!♪
That's how you do it y'all♪
♪This is how we do it now (2x) ♪
♪This is how we do it now with a thump thump thump♪
♪Thump a little lower now. (Thump thump thump) Thump a little slower now thump...thump...thump♪
♪Everybody get up and jump with the beat going thump thump thump♪
♪This is how we do it know with a thump thump thump.♪
♪Can you feel the funk? Well I dedicate my truck to the...♪
♪Everybody get up and jump with the beat going thump thump thump♪
I never knew you took ballet! *views the note* uhhh o_o' *looks across the lake to see you are waving at me, I look away pretending I don't know you.* xD
Underworld ? Oh i saw it about a week ago wit mah boyfriend.. well actually mah boyfriend draged me to the movie theater to see it. I was like Nawww , it dont look good.. but.. it turns out that is was pretty cool. although i thought it did need a little improvement. I aint gonna say anything more until you've seen it cause i dont want to spoil anything for yah..lmao xD
lalalala i had sugar but "looks at your bG" it looks like the milkshake as well would give harry and voldy brain freeze :p