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Onions. They have so many layers, and they're so good for you.

I checked out Dianetics once. There was a reception room, with a table full of copies of the book. I took 10 copies and put them in my bag for my friends.

Then a guy came out and we sat down for a chat. He told me Dianetics was the way to a better me and mentioned the names of several famous Scie...

@ThePaigeturner53 Engineers globally agree that the Twin Towers collapsed in a properly designed manner but... due to fire? And you've got a point about Building 7. It's probably where they kept all the captured aliens and the government hitsquad that killed JFK.

No, I'm not being sarcastic.

@SLAVESweARE I know! And the need for a bra-strap is clearly a design failure. This alerted my suspicions that this Japanese robot is clearly not designed to politely follow me around my home offering me sex and excellent cooking while laughing at all of my jokes.

I think this is a fake! A FAKE!

@raveemzafar Germaniuns??

Hopefull, MIA, you can compel the networks to show 'Born Free' during the Super Bowl. That's all I want to say.

I liked this. I really liked this. But I don't know.... the helmets.

Safety Culture needs to die, man.

@bigpeeler People were generally better educated as well. Even the average mechanic knew the basics of electricity and chemistry. For once, I'd agree with any old fogey complaining how things were better in the old days :(

Nice idea for a movie. I think these guys need acting lessons though.

Personally, I think the BBC are the real trolls. They deserve credit for their nature documentaries and costume dramas then they turn around and simultaneously mock the internet while attempting to hide it from you.

"Hahaha. The internet is just silly cat pictures! But also... PORN!!!

Quick! L...

...the *BEEEP* off!

...and pissing me the *BEEEEEEEEEP" off!

As an adult, I stopped watching at this point.

Fuck you, you fucking fucked fucker!

As a gamer familiar with the years you've described here, I think you need to your research. 'Hitman' was widely praised on release. I remember the British press giving it more than 90% for its originality and realism. It's worthwhile to point out that the mechanics of strangling civilians and ad...

"She's in the *BEEEP*" and then "*BEEEP*" and like "*BEEEP* *BEEEP**BEEEP*!!"

@norb1937 True enough. It also handled like a bus with wings. It's interesting to compare the Sturmovik with fighters that went for manouverability over defence. The Japanese Zeros had *cough* zero armour and they flew like swallows on crack.

@markash1971 A great deal of the fun is in the procedure, the realism and the danger, the attention to detail and the historical accuracy. It's about immersion in the game in a way that pretty graphics can never give you.

Also don't forget: Lots of men and women went up in those machines and the...

I like how the guys chat like they're in a taxi on the way to a party.

You know, I like 'Gratuitous Space Battles' and I've had a lot of fun playing it. But if you've ever played 'Master Of Orion 2', you'd see that GSB is comparatively a bit lame.

@chaserx13 Uh dude, if you know the lore, then be really really glad you don't :)

When The Fuck Was This Interview First Broadcast??!?!

I like Rollins a lot. He's a strong positive bloke with a lot to teach. I'd still like to watch him spend 30 minutes in a room with the original members of Crass.

"This is a recording!"

Not mocking; but age: it's a bitch.

Hey guys and gals, I've got an idea. Instead of wailing away on YouTube, write very angry letters to your local representative and consider going into politics. Only then will SOPA & PIPA face the army of us.

Bait and Switch motherfucker! YouTube! Ban THIS shit!

Plenty of women in Irish and Scottish comic book shops. Haven't seen this kind of scene ever happen in my entire geeky life.

New York! Where Lady Liberty Welcomes You To A New Life Of Vicious Brutal Capitalism! New York! Where Unfortunately Squalid Tenements Are Being Replaced By Shiny New Optimistic Projects - Courtesy Of Rich Landowners! New York! Where After Weeks Preparing This 9 Minute Movie, We Still Couldn't FIn...

NEEDS HIGHER QUALITY

@DarkWizardMonkey Nope: That's the Russians. Although the Irish are a close call, they make up for it with an excess of released weirdness that doesn't involve singing about Stalin and sitting in the snow until they die.

Breitling. Breitling! BREITLING! BBRREEIIIITTTLLLIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

I fuckiing hate all the corporate sponsorwhoring.....

The *beeping* beeps are annoying.

But wait - does Chuck allow homosexuals in World Of Warcraft to live?

Hey everyone in England:

THIS IS NOT REAL!

Sorry to disappoint but you've still not managed to vote in a government which believes that viciously, violently and illegally subverting another country is NOT totally OK because the UN declaration of rights is like, a joke, yeah?

Whatever, bruv.

Blah blah blah.

Another Youtube 'video' of just still pictures.

Hey, warhead300, why the fuck do you think that gun enthusiasts are also lame heavy-metal enthusiasts?

Maybe some of us like Kate Bush or Lisa Germano or M83.

How old are you? 14?

@tehatemachine Good point but there's a cultural spice to add to that mix.

Look at the Japanese. Famously non-creative but super perfectionists of whatever they adopt. Look at the Russians. Copying ideas only when they're practical, and then uber-practicalling them.

Look at the English: famously ...

So much Soviet and antique pimpage.

Clearly the previous owners didn't have a a clue what quality weapons are like here in the 21st century.

I'm guessing that a gold-plated AUG would still look like a ridiculous James Bond prop though... :)

If it wasn't for the need to reload at 5:20 (the curse of counter-strike players everywhere) this could have almost been a real-life scene.

(Apart from the stupid gun crew, of course)

So yeah... snipers.

Anyone here from Sarajevo?

I've read the comments:

1. Seriously, computer game players: why are you talking?

2. Seriously, owners of other weapons: your weapon is only as good as your enemy's use of their weapon. So quit with the AK47 FTW and AUG PWNS U NOOB! bullshit. Shoot straight or die, alright?

3. How many of you ask...

"For some reason it doesn't cut"

Like, because it's blunt or because you should provide an example of a measurabley dense material to cut through??

What I mean is:

You show us random paper and your knife won't cut it.

We can't tell whether it's the paper or the blade.

Also, please remember t...

Been carrying a Victorinox for years but I realise that I use the screwdrivers mostly, then the scissor, then the knife. I only noticed the wirestripper 6 months after I started using it.

I'm an urban tool user. Most of what comes in a utility-tool nowadays is aimed at people like me. I might use...

I sincerely hope we'll be seeing more videos like this a year from now.

Would help if video didn't have stupid music. Can't hear accurate weapon noise over looping elevator-action music.

Would also help if dudes were shooting at other dudes armed with M4s, AK-74s, FNs, G36s, etc so we could observe reaction-times-to-fire.

Would also help if AUG had good close-comba...

@LombaxGod "..airsoft is much more realistic.."

Sorry what now?

5.56mm impact damage will pwn your airsoftness every time, I'm afraid to say.

Armée Universale Gewehr.

Yep, A.U.G or "AeYooJee" for our Merkin friends.