imma Dumbbbass!

The Dana Carvey Show had a brief run in 1996.

I watched every episode first run.

It was brilliant. Literally non-stop laughs. Pushed the hell out of the envelope.

Not a bad sketch in the lot.

Among the funniest shows in history.

It was everything Saturday Night Live should have been.

But as many ...

They should created a prosthetic nose for the Howard Stern guy.

The voice is right, but the visual doesn't work.

Claire, there are 2 million Iraq and Afghanistan veterans coming home.

Get yourself a Real Man.

This guy would blow away in a mild wind.

With all the free porn on the internet, what's the big deal about Playboy?

I'd ride with Clint and Cheif Dan George anywhere, anytime.

In this movie, Ava Gardner:

1. Walks around in a nightgown all day

2. Doesn't exercise

3. Doesn't clean the house

4. Doesn't have a job

5. Always criticizes and henpecks her husband

6. Hooked on perscription drugs

Is she supposed to be Jewish?

Turns out God didn't destroy L.A. with an earthquake.

He gave it AIDS instead.

Richard Roundtree is one fine black man.

And I'm a straight white guy.

@biohazard429 Something did happen.

1. Chuck nailed the Frenchie.

2. Joe Patroni got suspended.

3. Pam Ewing's got big ass titties.

4. The bit player drowned at the damn.

5. Marjoe Gortner got a Jew-Fro.

6. Ben Cartwright looks older than his daughter.

Hey, what movie you watching, man?

I'd rather watch George Kennedy in this commercial than 99%

of the "actors" around today in their crappy movies.

@Believerification There are far easier ways to make decent money than being a lawyer or doctor.

Lawyers and doctors have the potential to make big money, though not all do

(in the coming years, fewer and fewer will, with the glut of lawyers

and depressed salaries for doctors).

You do get societ...

Why do black people in the USA have to apologize for O.J Simpson,

and Italians have to apologize for the Mafia,

but Arabs never apologize for 9-11?

Are they the chosen people?

These images were shown once in the major media

-on 9-11 itself.

They were soon banned as being "too disturbing".

That's ridiculous

-they are the essence of the event.

I have no doubt that Arab money "persuaded" the media too stop showing this.

Even on the planet Zanti, they be puttin Niggas in jail.

Wussup wit dat?

Did the Ref say "Stop punching" at 3:26?

If so, he should not have called the knockdown,

should have deducted 1 point from Floyd.

@NoSteveNoPoint Wrong.

Fleischman is the primary writer of Wheel In The Sky.

He has stated this in audio and print interviews.

I

Dave/Cody are amazing.

Most of you, if you got locked out of your apartments, you'd be dead in 3 hours.

These guys have no defense.

They don't use the ring at all.

Why is Gentleman Jim's ass always sticking out?

For you reading this, Jack Demsey at age 70 could kick your ass all over the place.

And Jack was right:

without Federal oversite, professional boxing has become a marginal sport

40 years down the line.

Can barely recognize Floyd here.

It's not just that his physique is slighter

-his style is wild, primitive.

Where are the lead rights, the shoulder rolls, the quick left hooks,

the patient counterpunching?

He does not appear destined for the greatness he has achieved.

If this is about the Goths, why is so much time spent on Germany and Dacia?

He has NO PROOF that's the site of the battle.

Rick, as a personality, is a natural, an original, so funny.

All the "stars" today are pre-packaged, robots.

That news anchor seems bored of the dull businessmen she's fucking.

You know she just wants to let down her hair and get ravaged by Cheap Trick

in their dressing room.

Are those really bones of Roman soldiers?

I doubt the exact location of the battle has been identified.

Interesting to see the boys in a 1950s setting.

They are still funny, charming, and command your attention.

I think had they done a feature film in the late 1950s,

they would have pulled it off.

Sam Langford was the Great Black Hope.

Jack Johnson wanted no part of him, so he fought the elderly, flabby, slow, Great White Hope, Jim Jeffries, and a bunch of middleweights who had no business fighting heavyweight.

No plays or movies about Sam

-no media sympathy

-no cries of Injustice

-guys ...

Back in the day we had some REAL MEN up in that Heavyweight Division.

Hell, the 2nd level guys were Quarry, Shavers, Lyle, Chuvalo, Patterson, Ellis,

Jimmy Young, Gerry Cooney.

The 3rd level guys were Bonavena, Joe Bugner, Evangelista, Bob Foster.

You had a long road to the top.

No cakewalks t...

Larry's left jab is not as quick or hard at this point in his career.

Though he is hitting Spinks, it is just not as intimidating as in previous years.

Larry never needed much defense as that jab prevented opponents from coming inside.

This broadcast could really use Jim Lampley.

At 70 something years old, Jim Davis could out-act everyone around

in the year 2011,

maybe with the possible exception of a Denzel Washington or a Russell Crowe.

@beerbellyfrogs They were not "the first 5 episodes".

It was actually a mini-series called "The Ewings of Dallas".

Let's put it this way

-if the audience were put in these scenarios, 99% of you would die.

Die sniveling, crying, and whining.

If this fight hadn't been stopped in the 9th, it would still be going on 11 years later,

cause Emanuel don't lie down or give up

-EVER.

If you hit him, it just makes him that much more determined.

Props to Floyd.