wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg's channel

Yes, a cat is definitely fine too.

I wish I had a mansion and a gaggle of girls who'll constantly visit. Why on earth would any sane, straight guy want otherwise?

"You'll find behind prison bars that the truth hurts."

Oh, so when Batman says "truth" he really means "anal sex"

It's a pity this game was made only a year ago. If it had been released in the 90s most game magazines would be raving over it and it'll have sold like 50000 console copies.

@imarvg8285

I SHOULD NOT have watched this video. Not that I've ever molested children before.

@cleon24769

As did at least 95 other guys and/or curious girls. Thanks for not going ewww....

I don't think Blackbeard wants to be the next Pirate King. He's not like Luffy. He's planned and prepared his moves way in advance.

To just go get the treasure "One Piece" and claim a title? What does he want with that?

Anyway anyone can have an opinion and it's just mine. I could be totally ...

@The3nlightened0ne

I'm 29. Does that count as my 20s?

Screw Big Bad Wolf, the racoon's the greatest danger Red Riding Hood has to face.

16.08: Trust, Friendship, Victory.

Looks like someone's been reading Jump comics.

This is wrong but I can't click away.

I'm going to buy some Lipton Ice Tea now, and start dancing.

If I don't see people joining in I'll be very disappointed and sue Lipton.

I watch Penn and Teller's Bullshit. No idea why, but Penn's hilarious.

"Jesus Christ on a stick!!"

Nah,Chakra's an energy source that's used in generating jutsu.

Masashi Kishimoto told me this in his book. He's rich and Southeastern Asian (knows eastern mystical wisdom), so he's correct.

@blacksnowcatxx

Actually I was in a design workshop hosted by Feng Zhu (who worked as a character designer in Star Wars Episode III). He mentioned that Sang Jun Lee would shed his unused design work every friday.

The designers can't even keep them to show for portfolio work because the compan...

I don't know.....how on earth can a computer figure out a spectragraphic analysis? Terry would still have to look at the graphs and compare them to the database. Which he probably wouldn't be able to do.

If anyone has operated a spectrometer before, they'll know what I'm talking about.

Either t...

@singedrac

Three years to reply!

Then I am a sad pussy.

@Prplfox

Like Black Canary?

@4tehhorde -3 days later, at the clinic-

Lex: I feel a ..burning in my nether parts.

Doctor: You have syphilis...did you happen to have unprotected sex?

Lex: No! No! How on earth???

I read Revelations at the age of 13 or 14, because I was interested in being a Christian. I got turned off almost immediately.

Revelations was a huge orgy of death, destruction and suffering for the nonbelievers. The Christians always said "God loves everyone", so why would a loving god do this ...

Your sense of morality (even early on) sounded pretty good. It's hard to do the right thing if there's no reward at the end.

I salute you if you've performed good deeds because it's right, not because you wanted to get into heaven.

I thought this short was about the guy who founded Image Comics and worked for Marvel.

When I was five I used to think that a penis would fit into a vagina like a plug fits into a socket (this was before I knew what sex was).

Thank goodness I never got the nerve to tell any adult that.

Vegeta: You see, I have finally realized the legend. You're not dealing with the average saiyan. That's right, you're dealing with a SUPER SAIYAN!

Cell: So?

@Velayasha

Yes, because God thought slavery was ok for the Israelites, so HE asked Moses to make them stay in Egypt instead of wandering around the desert and fighting other tribes.

.oh wait...

@amyyyamy

你好. 我是新加坡人. 在这里，大多数的华人都会双语－华文和英语。

Translation: Hi, I'm a Singaporean. In Singapore, most Chinese citizens are bilingual - they know Chinese and English.

(Also, there's a whole lot of other races here. They know English and their native language too. I'm 28. And I intend to learn the...

Spirit, whiskey, and the fanta!

Ken was so powerful here only because of Daigo at the controls.

What a nice zombie, breastfeeding a baby.