Time to Change the World

I'm a simple man on the quest to uncover ancient riffs of our forefathers. From the temples of Egypt, to the ruins of the Coliseum, there are hidden riffs that were so powerful, masterfully hiding them was the only way to preserve mankind...until now. I have recently uncovered riffs from Scotland, Germany, even old America. Political riffs, religious riffs, pagan riffs, immortal riffs, forbidden riffs, riffs that when heard equal 76 consecutive orgasms. I might not survive the quest but the Gods came to me and bestowed this lifelong task of ancient old. So what do I do??? My one and only, solitary and primary duty is to destroy the world from the inside out with secret riffs of the past, present, and future.

Hold on to your brain balls.

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