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YOU KNOW YOU LIKE KING DEDEDE TOO MUCH WHEN...
~You solve all of your problems by mashing it with your mallet.
~Whenever somebody makes a random comment about penguins, you HAVE to add, "PENGUINS ARE AWESOME!"
~Whenever somebody asks you if they can have something, you respond, "YOUUU CAN HAAAAVE... MAH BIG GAY DANCE!" and then collapse into laughter at their bewildered expression.
~You cry at the end of Revenge of the King.
~You want to mash whoever it was who decided you had to go against Dedede in Gourmet Race in the head with your mallet.
~YUR VEHREE FLOOENT IN SPEEKIN DEDEDEEZ.
~When you're about to beat Dedede in a boss battle, Brawl, Gourmet Race, ANYTHING, you yell, "THIS IS GONNA HURT ME MORE THAN IT'S GONNA HURT YOU!!!" and that's a true statement.
~You apologize tearfully after you beat him.
~You feel better when you lose Gourmet Race than you do when you beat it.
~You get owned by Dedede in a boss battle in KSSU because you're too busy looking at the picture of him on the floor.
~Your goal in life is to get hugged by someone in a Dedede costume.
~You answer to "Queen Dedede"
~Your friend made you a GIF image devoted to King Dedede, AND YOU LOVE IT.
~The #1 thing on your Christmas list is a Dedede plushie.
~When someone asks you to think of a random adjective/noun combination, the first two words that come to mind are "fat" and "penguin"
~You can't help but smile when you get the answer "D" three times in a row on a multiple-choice test.
~Your motto on life is WWDDDD- "What Would Dedede Do?"
~You can watch a ten-minute long video of the Big Gay Dance and enjoy every millisecond of it.
~You can play Dedede's theme song on your Gym Badges in Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, or Platinum Version.
~If you could have any superpower in the world, it would be the ability to spontaneously spawn an army of fuzzy brown minions by doing a totally awesome dance.
~You find yourself absentmindedly patting your belly from time to time.
~You put this thing on your channel:
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