Yours sincerely

+Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'

+Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.

+Reincarnation: Let's keep trying until we get it right.

+Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

+If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

+Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

+If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

+I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

+I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

+It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

+I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

+Anyway, you're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

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