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Scientists did a blood test on me today and found out im a unicorn

I like turtles because theyre so chill. They dont hurt anyone. Theyre just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Im gonna take my time getting there, Im not in a rush. Because Im a turtle.

I swear Mario is a hobo, he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS ?

Fun idea: Don't have kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

OK, im going to admit it. Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest.
I let the dogs out.

the teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21a on the board and tells me, "solve the problem"... i get up, and erase the board, problem solved bitch!


To My Haters:
I hope you find out what your doing sooner or later. I can careLESS what you think about me...I left YouTube once, and I am NOT gonna leave again. You can cuss at me all you want calling me a Bitch, wont make you a better person than you are. Telling me to go to hell, I will tell you because you have no right to say that. Atleast there is some nice, friendly, awesome friends that I have that support me every step of the way. One day you'll be the weak, and I will be the strong...calling me names wont make you ANY better.
~from PandaGurlxo's Channel

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