About this user
I AM YOUR GOD NOW!! BRING ME ALL YOUR VIRGINS!!!!!!!!! Im also ninja-psychopath-DJ-viking-dragon dog. I devour souls and wreak hvoc upon the land of orgasm'atopia. Other than that, I like to burn villiages with my magic nacho of chicken fried rice. I burp out bagpipes that spawns a wild rainbow dash who ends up eating me, then explodes into over 9000 coathangers which is manifested as a giant bannana doing a macarina dance just before the pedobear goed to battle with bunchies, but Fluttershy becoes a shark which inherits te powers o fire, ice, and solar beam and destroys the 2 while in a split second the Earth is torn in half by Rainbow Dash before Pinkamena Diane Pie can get a hold on the eadcrabs, givign them the chance to make Scootaloo's dreams a full-on acid trip, then reality is destroyed by a free mofo taco cheezeburger doomsday and what the hell am I talking about.
Age
20
Hometown
Somewhere in Nevada... or Michigan
Country
United States
Occupation
Exploding old people and taking ur sanity
Companies
Hank, Sanford, and Deimos Mercenary Corp.
Interests
Tinfoil, Hispanic Vikings, Ponies