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!!!WAAR!!!
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About Me:
(Yes, It Were!! EpicFail bythegods!! MankindSTILLevil!)
TheGreatFlood was actually TakeTwo by the gods. (More 'Takes' will be coming in future!) Take#One, Creation of Mankind, faltered when Man and Woman ate the Fruit-of-the-Loom! With Help from AngelSatan, Mankind thus gained the Knowledge of good and evil, which the gods did NOT want Mankind to have!! OhWell, goddamnit!! Now Mankind knows!! JEST LIKE GODS!
Gods were......PISSED!! Wanted Mankind tew Entertain Angels fer ETERNITY by DancingNecked!! But...Now Man KnewBedder! Mankind Now utilized FigLeaves Tew Cover their Neckednessess and Ruined the Show!!
After a fewhundredthousandyears of observing sinfulman Living and Loving and Polluting their beautiful EarthCreation, the gods were overheard plotting to give EarthCreation a FreshNewPureStart!! YES!! Earth2!! (thegodsdidnotgiveup...jesttry
FLOOD IDEA CREATED!!
(gods are heard speaking tew each other if pantheistic..... speaking schizophrenically if in fact they are monotheistic creatures......)
God#1-"We could send Tsumanis or Earthquakes or Volcanoes or Famines or Pandemics?!!"
God#2-"We already do that, and, while it IS entertaining, it only kills thousandsatatime!" "Too many sinfulmen escape our BeautifulJustice!"
God#3-"Lets Burn them all Up NOW!! Purify Earth with FIRE!!
God#1-"No! Not Fire. All that Smoke bothers my Asthma."
God#2-"Then....Let's Jest DrownThemAllLike RATS!!"
God#1-"I Like that Idea...Yes...But there is a SpecialPet of Mine I want to Pertect." "His name is Noah!"
God#3-"Fine then, Make your Noah build a bigbadboat to let him Escape our MankindDrowningParty!!"
God#2-"Seriously, that will make the Party Even MORE Interesting....yesyesyes!!!" OneGoodMan Survives Tew Repopulate the Earth with MORE EvilMen!! YESYESYES!!!!
AND.......the RAINS........BEGAN!!
(butwait..............thereMAY
Hometown:
The BURNING Desert of California
Country:
United States
Interests:
Collecting Coyote Road-Kill, Collecting and Classifying Angel Feathers, Formulating and Testing Radical and Heretical Thoughts and Words and Ideas, Observing True Faith Snake-Oil Salesmen at Work
Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Once a Great Notion, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, My Name is Nobody, Once Upon a Time in America, Planet of the Apes, Cool Hand Luke, Lost in America, The Jerk, Lilli Marleen, Moliere, The Tin Drum, Kagemusha, Titanic(Not!), Koyaanisqatsi, Life is Beautiful, Pixote, My Life as a Dog, Amarcord, Sandikan #8,
Music:
GreenDay, Muse, Leonard Cohen, Any esoteric Islandic Band, U-2, Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Keith Jarrett, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Ray Charles, Willie Nelson, Elvis Presley
Books:
White Fang, Dick and Jane, Holy Bible, Gulag Archipeligo (must read this soon!)
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"WAARSon watched yer Vid. He Said: "She has an English Accent!" WAAR listened Back.....Yew DEW have EnglishAccent!! HA!!"
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It is time to finally read that Gulag Archipeligo book allready !
Hah !
Man the only reason why I would even know of that book was from reading it in prison a long time ago and it was the only book that I could get my hand's on !
Yew must Dew the Dew it Dude !
Afterall MereMen have not 9 lives you know and might perish or go to Goldstreet's Or Hella !