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Will Ma'am be making ones contribution to the cut-backs by purchasing Aldis budget toilet paper @ £160/12pk roll in place of the current preference for M&S premium toilet rolls ?

Or has the latter been proved to result in a cleaner royal bum hole ?

Has bullfighting been banned yet in Spain ? It must be breaking a ton of EC regulations. If not, Spain should be banned from continuing to exist. Otherwise we will send the Royal Navy down there and give all them spic dicks another good kicking like we did in 1805. So stick that in yer paella and...

You snake freaks are dumb, sick and cruel as hell

The only good Prussian/Nazi is a dead Prussian/Nazi. All of them were/are scum of the earth.

You snake freaks are sick and cruel in the head

All you snake freaks are sick as hell

Why don't you just leave the effing thing alone instead of keep poking it with a metal pole. Get in there with it and poke it with your fingers - see how brave you really are. Eh, fool !!

Oi, I happen to like Strawberry Shortcake.

Ah yes. The little perfumed soldiers of France. Surrender monkeys. Waterloo. Agincourt. Trafalgar. Thank you and goodnight.

wot the hell is camoron doin watchin footie wiv das boche ?

And terrifically awful crank shaft bearings

I don't think China produces shit for people who need shit. However, it does produce shit for people who want shit. By the ship load.

Triumph, BSA, Norton "mechanical perfection" ???

eeeeek you are an outstanding comedian Mr MAG315 !!

I have seen an all-in (inc spares and training) per unit cost of £126m per plane.

some Americans are clearly crazy

I wonder why the USA didn't do a bomber called the 'Dollar'. Like say the Douglas Dollar ?

I too fail to see the link with British Bankers. We all know British bankers are wankers but you would hardly label this T-Bird as a mastabatory motorcycle would you. I mean, come on, Marlon Brando and Steve McQueen rode T' Birds, albeit centuries ago.

The Mig 15 pilots used to say : "Theres only one thing worse than seeing a RN Sea Fury at close quarters - and thats NOT seeing a RN Sea Fury at close quarters"

Yes it was. And as always its all now sold to the US of A.

these kernobs remind me of bill and ben and the stoopid men

I think the world should ban guns and go back to bows and arrows

Mosquito and Spitfire are undoubtably great but I think the Sea Fury trumps both of them.

The vertical landing is made to look easy. I bet its anything but easy, especially with the crowded flight deck and partly obscured points of reference.

bleedin' daisy cuttn' fly boys

I first saw this in 1970 and it has remained my favourite film. Always watching the DVD version. Just always annoyed that they got shot dead and Fondas chop ended up a burning wreck cos of some chicken shit rednecks.

OK wise guys. You think you are cool dudes wiv da RC Vulcan and da RC Victor flying together eh? Well lets see some RC air to air refueling then. You know - Victor to Vulcan just like during the Falklands.

jeez - I had a big boner all thru that stuff

R/C Vulcan next please

wuz dat Slim Pickens I spotted in the pilots seat ?

Howard Hughes would have loved this one

Britain never had a world leading car industry - all it ever did was to produce utter diabolical crap. The only reason it 'succeeded' during 50s/60s was 'cos there was no competition - rest of the world was still rebuilding from the war. Rest of the world finally got their act together at end of ...

Argentina lost the "Guerra de las Malvinas" because the Argentine Navy bottled it, when it came to the crunch. Admiral Jorge Anaya, as with most fascist bullies, didn't have the stomach for a real fight with somebody who was prepared to stand up and fight back. Instead of 'biting the bullet' and ...

There'll be spitfires over

the white cliffs of Dover

One of the problems is that Pete Doherty stuffing coke up his nose sells newspapers. Youngs modulus for aluminium doesn't sell newspapers.