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Hey broski, stop making videos. My sister lost her will to live after watching your video, and she's dead now. Luckily, she wasn't a ginger, so she's going to heaven.

I apparently gotta start using more TV missle

@ManingGi People may not understand that it is comedy because of how painfully unfunny it is.

"You may smile at this"

You caught me

It takes quite a lot of talent to make Chris Mathews look this brilliant.

Greatest...video...ever!

I thought she was kind of hot. Therefore God says her purpose is to stand there and look kind of hot. If evolution were true, she would have starved to death from being too retarded to feed herself. However, God has designed her to stand still and look kind of hot. Then, the men feed her, bec...

@MadPutz While your point is valid pertaining to many western cultures being ego-driven, the yuppie culture is an extreme case. One only has to observe people such as Donald Trump to see what I mean. While there may not be anything innate in the culture that encourages the over-inflated egos that...

@iRoyalpriesthood Thank you for going the with the condescending "Jesus loves you" tactic rather than the douchebag "You're gonna burn in hell" tactic. Violatedchimp loves you for it.

@Solereaper21 There is also a difference between saying "poo" in anger and calling someone a "poo poo head", yet strangely neither of these banned. Your theory of curse words being totally dependent on context is therefore disproved. You should really adopt the theory of non-existent curse word...

@B4IRUTUARU16 An eternally futile attempt to capture his good side.

Dear youtube people, the proof is right (thought the handwriting is atrocious). You're all bad at math and logic in general. Please look it up before you draw from your extensive preschool knowledge. Thank you.

If i dry hump her long enough, real sex will follow, yes?

If a=b, then (b-a)=0.

Therefore, dividing by (b-a) is dividing by 0. Can't do that, friend.

The thing that says it all is Santorum's confused face. He doesn't even understand what Paul is talking about. He drank so much of the Bush Kool-Aid that he can't even comprehend the complexity of the situation. He and most Republicans only see a bad guy, an evil religion, and people that want...

@desrosiersfelix Yeah, I probably should have replied to the other guy who I was mocking. I just felt like ironically supporting his argument as a response to you. Confusion ensued.

Sounds like the guy who made the video is an agnostic. Welcome aboard, brother.

Wow, you play a very convincing jesusfreak. I think it's that creepy smile.

@yarpen800 Demonstrate knowledge. Don't just claim to have it. Try using a point that you gained from your extensive reading to shut up all these evolution advocates. Nobody believes your baseless claims of expertise.

amino acids came first...Next question please.