..................What is Marketing?..................

I believe that marketing is primarily about one thing, to make your business more profitable.

1. You're at a party and you see a beautiful woman. You walk up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Direct Marketing


2. You're at a party and you see a beautiful woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He is fantastic in bed."
- That's Advertising


3. You're at a party and you see a beautiful woman. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Telemarketing


4. You're at a party and you see a beautiful woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to the woman and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to remove a stray hair from her eyebrow brushing your arm lightly against her as you do, and then say "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and you see a beautiful woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
- That's Brand Recognition


6. You're at party and you see a beautiful woman. You talk her into going home with your friend.
- That's Selling


7. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful women in every house you pass. You therefore climb onto the roof of the house in the middle of the street and shout as loud as you can, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
- That's SPAM


8. You're looking to grow your business and increase your profits and you want a marketing company to help you out.
- That's What I'm Here For :)