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1.Aliens exist,yes, but theyare waiting chuck norris to die before they attack
2.Chuck Norris once had a contest with Lance Armstrong to see who has more balls, chuck norris won by 5
3.Chuck Norris Approved this comment.
4.Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
5.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
6.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
8.Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
9.Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
10.Superman once watched Walker: Texas Ranger. And cried himself to sleep.
11.If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
12.Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
13.Chuck Norris Doesn't read books, he just looks at a book until he gets the needed information
14.Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
15.If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
16.Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
17.Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
18.Chuck Norris invented water.
19.One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
20.Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
21.Chuck Norris doesn't eat. Rather he kicks ass until he's full.
22.Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
23.Chuck Norris never "gets laid", rather: "laid gets Chuck".
24.Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying "there isn't enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member". He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
25.Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris
26.Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
27.When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
28.Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
29.Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
30.If you measure, Chuck Norrises Roundhouse kick is so strong it could power australia with electricity, for 44 minutes!
Note: i am not a fan of chuck... but the FACTS are cool D:
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