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Governor: What's your name, boy?
Smith: Smith.
Warden: Say 'Sir' when you address the governor.
Smith: Sir Smith.

(The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner)


Vicki LaMotta: I sucked your brother's cock.
Jake La Motta: You sucked my brother's cock?
Vicki LaMotta: Yeah, I sucked his cock. I sucked all their cocks - what do you want me to tell you?
[as Jake starts moving to leave the house and confront Joey]
Vicki LaMotta: His fucking cock is bigger than yours.

(Raging Bull)


If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.

(Jack Nicholson)


T. Lawrence Shannon:
Miss Fellowes is a highly moral person. If she ever recognized the truth about herself it would destroy her.

(The Night of the Iguana)




God has a very big heart. But there's one thing he'll not forgive! If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go! I know, because a very wise old Turk told me.

(Zorba)


Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two !

(Hal 9000)



Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

(2001: A Space Odyssey)




Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

(Walter Sobchak)




You'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

(Bobby Peru)


Luke: Are you still believin' in that big bearded Boss up there? You think he's watchin' us?
Dragline: Get in here. Ain't ya scared? Ain't ya scared of dyin'?
Luke: Dyin'? Boy, he can have this little life any time he wants to. Do ya hear that? Are ya hearin' it? Come on. You're welcome to it, ol' timer. Let me know you're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it.
[He looks around]
Luke: I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself.

(Cool Hand Luke)




Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

(Orson Welles)




You always makin' big plans for tomorrow. You know why? Because you always fuckin' up today.

(Bobbie, Down by Law)




Jeanne: The colonel had green eyes and shiny boots. I worshipped him. He was so handsome in his uniform.
Paul: What a steaming pile of horseshit. All uniforms are bullshit.

(Ultimo tango a Parigi)




Billy: Hey, we can't even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or somethin'. They're scared, man.
George Hanson: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em.
Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut.
George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.
Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about.
George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

(Easy Rider)



Billy: No, man, like hey, man. Wow. I was watching this object man, li-like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? And, like, it was going right across the sky, man, and then... I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzin right off, man. It flashed...
Captain America: You're stoned out of your mind, man.

(Easy Rider)



Willard: Hey soldier, do you know whose in command here?
Soldier: Ain't you?

(Apocalypse Now)



Arresting Officer: This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.

(Brazil)



"Suspicion Breeds Confidence"

(Brazil)



General Broulard: Colonel Dax! You will apologize at once or I shall have you placed under arrest!
Colonel Dax: I apologize... for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!

(Paths of Glory)



I'm scared in my own apartment. I'm scared 24 hours a day. But not necessarily in New York. I actually feel pretty comfortable in New York. I get scared like in Sweden. You know, it's ... kind of empty, they're all drunk. Everything works. You know, if you stop at a stop light and don't turn your engine off, people come over and talk to you about it. You go to the medicine cabinet and open it up and there will be a little poster saying: "In case of suicide - call..." You turn on the TV, there's an ear operation. These things scare me. New York? No.

(Lou Reed, Blue in the Face)



All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

(Blade Runner)
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Clapper: You married?
Gripweed: No, I play the harmonica.

(How I Won the War)


Fletcher Christian: [to Captain Bligh] You remarkable pig. You can thank whatever pig god you pray to that you haven't turned me into a murderer.

( Mutiny on the Bounty )


We train young men to drop fire on people...
but their commanders...
won't allow them to write "fuck"...
on their aeroplanes because...
it's obscene.

(Apocalypse Now)



Peggy, you know what a penis is? Stay away from it!

(Peggy Sue Got Married)


Dogs of lust on leashes of memory... yeah.

(Peggy Sue Got Married)