Click on the link to Part Two when you've finished watching.

This is just a laugh, guys. Don't get too worked up about it.

Incidentally, unlike previous videos, this is NOT a satire. I completely stand behind everything I say in this video.

Note to Mormons watching this video: I understand that some of the references to Mormonism may be offensive to some of you. Whilst I appreciate that Stephenie Meyer does not speak for all Mormons, I do nontheless consider your religion to be patently batshit insane, and hence have no intention to either show - or pretend to show - respect for it. I personally know a few Mormons and, whilst the ones I know are actually very nice, friendly people who have never made any attempt to convert me, and whom I do personally respect, I nontheless consider their beliefs to be, frankly, hilarious. Deal with it.

To the casual Twilight fans watching this: I do hope that most of you can appreciate that this video is only intended as some light entertainment and, whilst I do think the books are quite bad, I'm sure we can all accept that people can disagree on opinions about books and still get along. This is just a bit of fun.

To the hardcore Twilight fans who throw acid in "Twilight haters" eyes and then repeatedly stab them (really, it's happened): Get a grip.

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