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If a bloke is trying to learn how to attract women, he should really be talking to women instead of watching these videos. Certainly almost all guys have more experience in hitting on girls than the fat chick in these videos, so why would anyone listen to her in the first place?

@JellyFruitTarts Sarcasm as an entertainment. Sure, why not. I use it too. But matters such as self-esteem and fitting in are very sensitive to a lot of girls out there. And then this girl comes and pokes fun at these things and says some horrible insults. It just makes her look like a douche.

"Robotnik's Contradictory Opinions on Animated School Girls" video brought me here. Awesome song.

@JabberCT Really, if aliens ever did come to Earth, why not reveal themselves to everyone? Stephen Hawkins stated - and I'm inclined to agree - that if such an advanced culture ever came to Earth, they would most certainly be imperialists, bent on conquering and subjugating the primitive human r...

@devilzsmile Though the rabbi in the video resembles a puppy enough that I'm sure there are people who would gladly adopt him as a pet.

@Raymondmcf To quote Frollo: "And learn how to spell!"

@mr8rocks Because a chunk of those people watch it for all the hate. Do you want people to hate this?

Tulee mieleen Rammsteinin Rosenrot, joka kertoo samanlaisen tarinan: mies menee tekemään naisensa vuoksi jonkin ei-välttämättömän ja vaarallisen jutun (hakemaan ruusun vuorenrinteeltä) ja kuolee sitä tehdessään.

Haha. Poor Frollo can't seem to get a break. All he wants to do is lament to his fireplace and everytime some one comes along to interrupt him. And then he had to resort to colony drop...

Seems to me, revealing his true intentions and identity to Hector and going so far as to challenge him to fight, was a dumb move for Death. A REALLY dumb move. Now, I haven't played this game, but I think it would've served him better in every way to congratulate Hector for defeating Isaac, tell ...

"I will be selective in the hiring of assassins. Anyone who attempts to strike down the hero the first instant his back is turned will not even be considered for the job."

- Evil Overlord List

Christ, that succubus was stupid. But the one who hired her was even more stupid.

You sound rather angry, at least in the beginning of the video. SimKoning, will it make me a bad person if I choose to write soft sci fi?

What would Batman say?

I liked Garrus', Thane's, Zaeed's and Legion's reactions. Everyone else was just appalled by the sight, but these four were able to keep their cool and assess it rationally. They didn't condemn it, because it was "OMG HORIBEL!!!1", but because it was inane, counter-productive and/or petty.

@pkerch00b1 It raises no small amount of scepticism when the man himself did not get resurrected. :D

Hearing van Damme's thick accent really hurts.

7 people followed her along the Big River all the way to Baton Rouge.

So, in context, why's Jimmy just standing there, looking all like "Please, cease this foolishness. It will attain you nothing."?

02:01 Oh, exploitable :D

I like the way he says Munii at 0:30.

@chriscaperz Me? ^_^' Uh oh. Why me?

@ed1222 He could give out autographs like: "To Mah Boi, X"! I would be so awesome.

He goes around challenging bears to boxing matches, yelling "Let's see whatchu got!". Again, to a bear. John Marston, ladies and gentlemen.

1:09 Tarinan opetus: Be a slut to get your man. On huolestuttavia vihjauksia siinä, että tyttölapsi innostuu noin, kun saa patukkaa suuhunsa. :D

2:11 Dat ass

3:26 Esko Kovero kruunas koko setin. Videon huippukohta.

@velmuvelho They just don't care what happens to the Hyrulians. They may even have planted the triforce in there just so the bloodshed would grow even fiercer, what with omnipotence raising the stakes so much higher. What I'm saying is that the gods of hyrule are cruel and uncaring, and that fans...

@oneleg5 Is Justin Bieber's blood expected to be of some other color? Pink? With bright green spots?

@EzioAuditore38 How ironic you take your profilename from a dago. Is this hypocrisy intentional?