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Latest Activity:
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About Me:
1.Talking on my cell phone really loud and then when people give a dirty look or glare at me I act like they are invading my privacy so I turn away.
2.Texting when someone is trying to talk to me.
3.Pretending to send emails via my blackberry to make me look ever so important.
4.Pretending to read my Kindle even though I'm just looking at a blank screen.
Acting like a complete idiot on the internet:
1.Calling everyone who does not agree with every single one of my opinions a "noob" or a "troll." That's how you show you are more intelligent than they are.
2.Monitoring the YouTube comments section for random videos and throwing out even more random "lol" and "lmao."
3.Tweeting every single move I make like how I walked past that tree by the post office for the eighth time today.
4.Correcting everyone's grammar and punctuation,as if anyone cares.It does make me cool and smart.....right?
5.Every single message I send in a chatroom will always have the word "bling" and "my bad" because that's what gives me street cred.
Being one of the dumbest most arrogant people alive by:
1.Wasting all my money on gadgets like the iphone,ipad,droid phone,black berry,cell phone,kindle,x-box,laptops and bluetooth.
2.Buying anything P Diddy and Jay Z tell me too.
3.Adoring professional athletes like Michael Vick,Mike Tyson and LeBron James.
Being a selfish douchebag with no life:
1)By talking during a movie in the theater to my idiot friends like as if we are sipping an $8 latte at Starbucks or that overrated coffee at Tim Hortons.
2)By blocking off the condiment/napkin counter at the movie theater or any fast food restaurant while I wait for my fat obnoxious girlfriend to be done stinkin up the can.Me luvs ma fat pig.
3)By making the decision for an entire movie theater that holds 800 people that the movie isn't entertaining enough,so I just pull out my nimrod red laser pointer or my gay ass green laser pointer and point it at anything on the movie screen with boobs or a crotch.Oh and I'll also pull out my cell phone and pretend I'm on a conference call with Kobe,Obama and J-Lo when in fact it's just my mom telling me that Blockbuster phoned and they want their Halo 2 back.
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vancedev
(1 month ago)
Dude,you are starting a revolution with your unique comments and innovative style.How do you maintain such high standards without sacrificing originality and creativity?
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DeadPoolFilms
(1 month ago)
Kitchen Nightmares post are genius
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resincoatedlungs
(5 months ago)
You're the coolest person on the internet.
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Dupe16118
(5 months ago)
you are fucking amazing
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UKGEEZER247
(6 months ago)
your fucking funny man i swear to god..
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vancedev
(10 months ago)
Yo vancedev you're cool,how is it we are all losers,but you are so fucking tough and smart?
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