I live in Washington State, surrounded by mountains and the pacific ocean.


I'm a conservative, shy guy who somehow kept the sense of humor most people think conservatives have surgically removed at birth. I love both serious discussions and having a good laugh, and I can laugh at myself best of all.


I used to be a cop, but I took myself too seriously. So I tried being a radio dj for a few years, but I couldn't take myself seriously enough. Now I manage a company, and my staff doesn't take me seriously at all.

I'm just here to have fun! I like funny. If you're funny, no matter what your age or where you live, I'll probably like you. If you're not funny...just kidding, I'll try to like you anyway lol!