Any quotes below arn't there to offend any1 so dont get offended they're just suppose to be funny :)

when you feel that nobody loves you
nobody cares for you
everyone is ignoring you
and people are jealous of you
you should really ask yourself
am I TOO SEXY?
lolz :D
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Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures, remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT it only takes 4 muscles too extend your arm and bitch slap that mother$%&*! upside the head :D

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed......
your ugly arse is safe...but where should I hide :S

this dog- is dog- a dog- good dog- way dog- to dog- keep dog- a dog- idiot dog- busy dog- for dog- 20 dog- seconds dog-
now read with out the dog...

You pick me up, you took me home
you put your hands around my waist
you took my top of and then you put ur lips on mines....
THANK GOD i'm a bottle of pepsi....

incase ur wondering y there's no videos its cuz i only made it 2 sub on others channels and comment!


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