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Hey everybody! Look at me! Come on...look at me! I'm doing something silly...please look! Look at meeeee! Please! Look guys, look! I put ice cream on my head! LOOOOK! PLEASE LOOK AT ME! This is funny right? Look at how funny I am! PLEASE LOOK!!!

I wonder if they had to invent the nonsensical Huttanese language just to cover up that fat Irish fellow's obnoxiously heavy mouth breathing. He almost puts Vader to shame.

More small adorable animals, less your blabbering face and voice.

@CyOrion Because they were an easter egg class in Frozen Throne based on a practical joke. How could you NOT take them seriously...what with their widdle fuzzum faces, and their fuffy widdle tummies! THE LORE IS THERE...because they wrote it...several years after the fact. God lives in the machin...

@ceruleancascade I don't care that they're part of the universe. I care that they're devoting an entire expansion to Samwise's panda fetish. There is ZERO argument you could possibly provide to make this expansion NOT sound absolutely retarded. That said, I'll still buy it.

Nice cameo from Sarah Jessica Parker as Erin Brockovich. I never knew she had such a lovely singing voice.

"Tear free" you say? Wait...C. Johnson...Johnson & Johnson's..."Tear free" baby shampoo! Shit all makes sense now!

Provided you mispronounce the "th" in three with a "fr" sound...yep.

@ZebbeSebbe Meh. I LIKED GTA 4. A lot, actually. I just found that Saint's Row 2 out performed it on almost every level despite being a blatant GTA clone. That's not typically how it's supposed to work. Even at its core, GTA was worse off. They abandoned key features fans LOVED from the previous ...

The unofficial Johnny Gat theme song.

@Drjklv2 With his hands?

Most human brains come equipped with a similar self defense mechanism on the off chance that Kathy Griffin attempts to whisper a joke directly into your ear.

He kinda looks like the bastard child of Dale Gribble and Boomhauer in his victory pose...

Its got a beat and I can dance to it.

Starring John Leguizamo as Kirk Cameron in the gritty reboot of ...Left Behind!

@harddawg2486 That's probably because it IS Shia Labeouf.

It sounds as though you recorded the audio for this video through a 20 year old walkie talkie placed in a saltine cracker tin full of wax paper. I would very much enjoy slapping you in the throat.

"I feel a bit cruel, but on the other hand...Yay!" *claps*

It's not RE6, it's a Resident Evil offshoot. Quit your whining. The shitty Milla Jovovich movies have done more damage to the franchise than this, or any other RE offshoot title for that matter, could EVER do.

They could do a hell of a lot worse than a L4D-esque team based RE game that takes pla...

He's such fucking dude.