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What happens when two kids finally get their wish of playing the GRE...

The course cost $300 and you got to name your own squadron. Edifying though the weekend may have been, Ass-play Company still needed a lot of shapi...

She takes advice from these two on everything. Recently she diversified her stock portfolio by investing in VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN-N-N-N-N-N­-N Indust...

You dont want to see what they do when they need extensions. Most cant handle the sight of all the blood.

And the Lord spake, Dudes, just tuck it up under your robes. You seriously havent figured that out by now?

When their parents heard the news, and identified the bodies, they burst into tears. No one should bury their own perverts.

Precious memories. Precious alloys.

Dont just buy the Extended LP version to look cool if its not the right fit.

Armed with his trusty six-round ratchet-crank revolver, a steel-tipped fedora, and nerve gas-releasing cowboy boots, Little Ben stalked the Netherw...

It is, however, a bank holiday. And her father was a banker, before a donkey kicked him in the solar plexus and killed him on impact. He died in a ...

Randall managed to stick around campus for a few more weeks, until he was ejected for visiting a Chuck E. Cheese without an accompanying child. No ...

The Amko Kites Flights of Whimsy series, forged from parachute nylon and enhanced with electrostatic flocking, were canceled due to routine child-a...

He'd rather be slashing the mayors tires or be playing Pokemon: Petty Larceny, but this at least gets him out of school for the day.

Is it quibbling that Mr. Bucket asked children to put the balls in his top, and that in fact they would come out of his mouth? I guess hes in hot w...

Tacopocalypse would have been a pretty righteous alternate title, but alas we are clearly eating burritos.

To be totally fair, we also wound up celebrating Halloween, Easter, Boxing Day, Pentecost, All Saints Day, and various bank holidays in the exact s...

Whats worse, he drowned his sorrows in drink just after this fiasco and now hes fighting off alien spiders in 3014.

Well greenlight three sequels, film two and three back-to-back and save the fourth for a few years after so people forget how the first three sucke...

Ah yes, the early 90s. The best time ever to try reading comics.

Those paper-saving air dryers never get your hands completely dry.

Starring Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher from BriTANicK!

Grab a bag of Lil Smokies, get out the rubber ducky floaties and drift off into the packed, noisy waters of the town dam, with the delicious smell ...

How hard is it to get good, non-interdimensional help these days?

But he never forgets to be a friend.

What seems to baby the officer, problem?

Don't let them in if you see them. Actually, that won't stop them. Actually, we're all dead.