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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
BreadSandwiches.studios
Masked reality
telnolies
Majes
BreadSandwiches.studios
Masked reality
telnolies
Majes
About Me:
Are the Amish allowed to commit mass murder with tnt.
The only sad thing about death is that the living can not experience it.
Either my work with urinals or video games will begin to falter.
This is care bears, why do you think it is porn.
My marriage is built on a Leroy Jenkins.
Its only bad if they catch you throwing the crazy bitch in the air lock.
Ahem CHEAP seats? Don't kick me out or anything, but I snuck through the backdoor!!!
I'm getting attacked! Eat the watermelon!!!
The smart can be stupid if they wish, but not the other way around.
Nothing is more deadly than a pikachu... With a shotgun
Only genocide is required.
In response to the third degree murder i would like to say snarf.
I wear my tinted spectacles in the evening so I can so I can.. Read the periodicals.
Cry so i can lick it up.
The asshole has arrived.
It takes a real man to steal some ones last penny.
The green guy was the first one to make an error, and that was to move.
Were being hijacked by bees my god.
MLG Jenkins.
So... god is pissed...
I have no legs.
Headlock the baby, he'll go to sleep faster.
Just don't get killed by the hell's angels.
I didn't win the lottery, you sons of bitches.
Christmas is over, burn the tree.
The dolphins didn't win?
Should i be turned on by this? Or really turned on by this?
I didn't give him cancer, just made him bald. And gave him ades.
I'm gettin in the tree house I don't give a fuck!
Snowflame is stealing your shoes.
Oh no, I've got a boner for murder.
Rome didn't have glass windows. They weren't invented until flying spaghetti monster delivered his blessing to the world.
Schrodinger's ambulance.
Scientifically justifying racism... Fuck science.
I don't know what that is so i won't stop for it.
Why do you hate your customers?
Black People Don't Eat Pork.
Ten females to each male? WHY IS THIS MAN NOT THE PRESIDENT!
That awkward moment when you call the president mein fuhrer...
You guys want to fight? Take it to the peace room!
May or may not have been blown up.
Just a friend... Bullshit.
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No one voted for me, that's why i'm president.
I am a scientist and this is my meth lab.
Your a dick or you don't know engrish.
Hello Bob.
3.14 spelled backwards is pie...
98% of all statements that include "I'm not racist" are going to be evidence to the contrary.
I invented japan.
We will sell more coke with Santa.
If anything goes wrong destroy yourself and everything you've ever seen.
Something is wrong with my thought process, i love lemonade.
Full of dead people, what are you gonna do?
:3 indeed.
Collect all fifty two cards!
Stupid safety regulations ruin my fun.
Hometown:
La-Mulana but I am in Kickassia now
Interests:
toonces the driving cat
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