Now this is a story all about how I ascended to the seat of power If youll listen for a minute Hear what I say Ill tell you how I became President of the U.S. of A.
West Honolulu, born and raised In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days Chillin out in Chi-Town relaxin all cool Organizing communities like I was a fool When a couple guys With a disdain for peace Started makin trouble in the Middle East They started two little wars and we all got scared The people said We need a president who isnt mentally impaired!
I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand Ill dance on the colonnade singing Yes we can!
I got to the White House about seven or eight And I yelled to the Bushes Yo homes, smell ya later! Looked at my office I was finally there Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing Universal health care.