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Mel Function here. One thing to know about me -- I don't like to work. So if you're expecting me to, well...don't.

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It's Spectacle time, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't act like you don't notice me—everybody else does.

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Hi. I'm the Piddler. I don't mean to make a mess, but I can't help it. By the way, sorry about your pants.

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