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You should wear the alien flesh nail polish with that maxi dress

Mirrors are pretty freaky. I'm scared of Santa Claus, clowns, and people in costumes in general. It's weird because I like fancy dress parties and Hallowe'en, but when someone's in a costume being all "OH HI THERE LET ME BE YOUR FRIEND!" It creeps me out.

So what was the tube for in the end?

@Ladyleendah Lol, I find it funny that you can read the first part of the page, but you can't read the part DIRECTLY UNDER IT that states: "Personal pronouns (words like I, you, he, she, it, we, they) indicate the possessive by becoming a whole new word. These new words are already possessive, so...

Your diet tips are spot-on. There's no use starving yourself when you're dieting; it just slows your metabolism and leaves you hungrier. I've learned to cut fast food out of my diet and started cooking my own food using fresh veg and good meat. I still love chocolate, but only eat good quality st...

"LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI!" Katherine you always crack me up

OMG HANK GET OUT OF THE WAY!

@ValkyrieMaiden95 Oh god D= Yeah maybe milk wasn't a great choice

03:48 You're a little short for a knight, aren't you?

All animals are evolved species :P

BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES! THEY GOT THEM HOPPY LEGS AND TWITCHY LITTLE NOSES! ...AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS? WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT FOR ANYWAYYYYYY???

^From memory

Baby leopard asldkjgfflgkdgjfdgkljfgklhgld *O*

I'm sorry what were you saying, Hank?

I hate straight teeth too. They look really unnatural

They're adoreable! The dam is lovely, too. They make me miss my bunny :'(

Hank that bat was way cuter than any of the other mammals you showed us *A*

@RickhatesScott Maybe he could try his hand at something like Rugby or Gaelic Games; sports he probably has absolutely no understanding of.

Don't worry, my parents bought my Valentines Day chocolate, too. All my BF bought me was a silver necklace *sigh* :P

It's my BF's birthday today, but I don't want to get wrapped up in the whole 'Valentine's Day' mess. (in Ireland restaurants hike up their prices on Valentines and it's really hard to have a good time because there's such a demand for tables that it's literally like 'you have this place for an ho...

Haha she's all grabby. My niece is like that too. Everything gets picked up and put straight into her mouth.

DON'T SEND YOUR DOG TO THE FARM! THE FARM IS A LIEEEEE

Imagine if the table had collapsed under him. Whole new level of trauma for John

The Katherine is made of awesome

This morning I was putting on my makeup when my boyfriend asked if he could try my mascara. I let him and then he started asking about eyeshadow, lipstick, etc. and all I could think of was this video.

Hank, if you feel weird putting on makeup, imagine a tall, muscular Polish security guard tryin...

It took me ages to realise you were flashing a picture of The Edge during that video. If anyone wants me I'll be sending my Irish passport back *headdesk*

Also THANK YOU JOHN FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT ARISTOTLE WAS VERY OFTEN WRONG!

The guy behind you doesn't swim very well does he?

Funny that the kitten is more violent than the dog

Why do your videos always have weird animal mating videos in the sidebar?

My dog is like that too. Has to stick her big nose into everything :P

Am I the only one distracted by the birds in the background?

@xRedStingx No, the term Ainur is the collective noun for both the Maiar and the Valar, according to ANYONE with any decent understanding of Tolkien's mythos. Now stop being such a bigoted ignoramus and read the books properly next time. Thank you very much.

@xRedStingx Except the description says these are wonders from the 2nd and 3rd Age. The Lamps were destroyed in the first age.

It really annoys me that she doesn't say Earendil properly. For ages I thought she said 'Elendil' and it frustrated me.

3:35 Katherine sounds like the mask from Crash Bandicoot

Look at him. So ferocious

I woulda beat the living shit out of that kid long before the belly ring. In fact I would've been okay with that.

@MissRenesmeePretty She found that guy's clothes in the dryer and was asking how many times her mom was going to let him fuck her over.

@Angel77777771 WB YEATES

Quick questions: My 50th Anniversary Edition has a plain red cover, but the dust jacket is black with the Sauron emblem. Do you know what press it might be? The publishing date is 2004. And what's the significance of the one with the black leather cover, with gold foil at the edges? I'd like to g...