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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

-Clarence Darrow



there is only one truth. that is that there is no truth.
Siddhārtha Gautama(aka Buddha)

Caaaarl that kills people!
-Llamas with hats

"In school they always told me practice makes perfect and then they said nobody's perfect...so i stopped practicing"
-stephen wright
And even if we did have only Christians in our midst, if we expelled every non-Christian from the United States of America, whose Christianity would we teach in the schools? Would we go with James Dobson's, or Al Sharpton's? Which passages of Scripture should guide our public policy? Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is ok and that eating shellfish is abomination? How about Deuteronomy, which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith? Or should we just stick to the Sermon on the Mount - a passage that is so radical that it's doubtful that our own Defense Department would survive its application? So before we get carried away, let's read our bibles. Folks haven't been reading their bibles.
— Barack Obama

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