Jason

hey... i'm trying to eat lunch here

do it for me, magarnagle

hey this is genius! ok i'm exaggerating a little but it doesn't completely suck

@clipsryan ju-jitsu and olympic wrestling are great sports, but they are obviously homoerotic. i wrestled for four years in high school so i can say from experience that sport could not be more homoerotic unless the starting position was literally having your dick in the other guy's ass

crimes against children? yeah i guess that's true... she probably made their dicks so painfully hard they had to jack off forty times a day to relieve the pressure. ouch

dope